Dad Jokes Conference

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  Felicitous

  one year ago

  This is my dad's favorite... Whenever I exhibit a little brilliance... "You must have your mother's brains! Because I've still got all mine.. " 🤦🏻‍♀️

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  BiPeggyGal

  one year ago

  Great idea, as a change of topic from the sexy or kink stuff. I've got none mind you, but Great idea 😁👍

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  NottingHill

  one year ago

  I told my friend that I could make a bike out of spaghetti, but she didn’t believe me. Until I rode it pasta.

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  NottingHill

  one year ago

  An egg and a sausage are frying in a pan. The egg turns to the sausage and says “it’s getting pretty hot in here, don’t you think?” And the sausage says “AH!!! A TALKING EGG!”

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  RHP User

  one year ago

  How do you get a nun pregnant? Fuck her Lolol

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  RHP User

  one year ago

  A tomato was married to a potato. The tomato had an affair with a carrot. The potato found out and beat the carrot so badly it had to be taken to hospital. The tomato rushed to the hospital and said the to Dr, ‘Will the carrot live?’ The Dr replied, ‘Yes but it will be a vegetable for the rest of its life’ Note: no gender was used for the vegetables but we all assumed them

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  boobsandbusted

  one year ago

  What’s it called when dad cums inside mum Loading the dishwasher 😂😂😂😂😂

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  boobsandbusted

  one year ago

  6 laughed ,2 just gasped and 2 simply thought ,Mrs b you need to kill him now !!!!

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  anonymouse008

  one year ago

  Why did the belt get arrested.... it held up a pair of pants 😉

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  BubblesnMalt

  one year ago

  My favourite Dad joke. What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? A drummer.

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  Rinoandpinkie

  one year ago

  How do you make a sausage roll? Give it a little push 🫸🏼

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  anonymouse008

  one year ago

  What does the dog 🐕 do when it loses it tail... goes to the retail store..

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  MsSuperFoxy

  one year ago

  Why is the sea wet? . . . . . Because the seaweed. Ms Foxy

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  RHP User

  one year ago

  Where do bad rainbows go? To prism. It's a light sentence but it gives them time to reflect.

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  kiwifella

  one year ago

  What do you call a kiwi fella with a short leg? Not even Bro

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  Goodman4funtime

  one year ago

  2 sperms talking inside man..one said, I will be a doctor when I grow up. Other said I will be a lawyer when I grow up. Soon after that the guy masterbated and sperms felt a wet roller coastwr ride and fell on bathroom floor. The sperm shouted, this motherd***** ruined fu***** our career.

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  Blueflamingo

  one year ago

  Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.

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  DdoubletroubleV2

  one year ago

  😳😳😳

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  SlutTherapist

  one year ago

  Did u hear they’re building a new zoo in Melbourne ? But it’s only got 1 dog in it What kind of dog is it ? A Shitzu

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  Qwertilicious

  one year ago

  A man walks into a bar......OUCH!

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  Qwertilicious

  one year ago

  There were 2 whales swimming around who were very bored when they saw a boat. One whale says to the other, ''I've got an idea for a laugh, why don't we swim under the boat, blow water from our blowholes, and capsize it." "Okay," says the other whale. They proceed to do so and swim back down, laughing all the while. Then the first whale then says, ''I have an even better idea, now that the fishermen are in the water, why don't we swim back up and eat them?'' The other whale then replies ''No thanks. I'm all for the occasional blow job but I never swallow the seamen."

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