M44

Kill, shag, marry

April 26 2014

2 sets... One all male, one all female. Feel free to answer one or both. The rules are simple. Each set contains 3 people, you must choose which you would kill, which you would sleep with once, and which you would marry. No right or wrong answer, just a bit of fun. Set 1: Leonardo Dicaprio, George Clooney, Brad Pitt Set 2: Angelina Jolie, Scarlet Johansson, Liv Tyler My answers: Set 1: As a hetero male, I'd have to shag Dicaprio, cos i reckon i can almost imagine him as a boyish girl. Maybe i could convince him to wear some lippy or something. I'd marry Cloontang, cos he's older and hopefully it wouldn't be too long before I was cashing his life insurance. I wouldn't have to feign having a headache to avoid sex for as long either. Which means I'd have to kill Brad Pitt. Nothing against the guy, but process of elimination defines this one. Set 2: I could shag Angelina, cos she's hot, but i wouldn't marry her. That bitch be crazy! But I'd definitely marry Scarlet, I'd love to spend all my days with someone that hot, plus i love redheads. Liv is hot, but i couldn't see myself with someone skinny. I like some meat on my women. Cuddling bags of bones isn't that much fun. Which means I'd have to kill Angelina, cos I'd rather not miss the chance to shag Liv Tyler even though i couldn't see myself spending my life with her. Plus with scarlet and Liv at least its only the noses that have been surgically altered.

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RHP User

12 years ago

Definitely kill Leo,sleep with Brad once,and marry George...bi men are so much more interesting... .I would kill Scarlet... she's so annoying... shag Liv ,once and marry Angelina....all that driven passion,what's not to love xx Q

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RHP User

12 years ago

kill leo, fuck george and marry brad, just so i could fuck brad for the rest of my life

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RHP User

12 years ago

Set 1, marry Leo, kill Clooney & sleep with Brad once Set 2, marry Liv, kill Jolie & sleep with Scar once Mrs_AJ - Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

12 years ago

Set 1: Kill George (he just annoys the crap out of me, not sure why), shag Leo, marry Brad Set 2: Kill Scarlet (terrible actress, no personality, vapid as fuck), shag Angelina (she would be an animal in bed I think), marry Liv

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MissBishere

12 years ago

1. Kill Leo (can not stand him), shag Brad (just to say I did), marry George (love George and that sheepish look) 2. Kill Angelina (she's a little strange) shag Scarlet (cause she is hot!), marry Liv (as a way of getting to her dad...sexiest man alive)

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RHP User

12 years ago

Kill Leo (too much ego), screw George once (Don't know where Q gets the idea he's bi, but here's hoping) and marry Brad (He seems like a giving guy.) Kill Angie (Saw her in Salt last night and she is just so scarily thin. Besides, who needs her when I'm marrying Brad), fuck Scarlet (her voice...) and marry Liv (and fuck her sister Mia throughout the marriage.)

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Lovinit28andKC72

12 years ago

Kill-Leo, Shag-Brad, Marry-George Kill-Scarlet, Shag-Angelins, Marry-Liv But most of all I'd love to Shag-Brad & Angelina together......mmmmm yes 😍😍 - Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

12 years ago

But if I had to choose ... Kill Leo, shag Clooney, marry Brad. Kill Scarlett, shag Liv, marry Angelina. Lucky me, I get to shag Brad and Angelina for, like, ever ;) Both have layers and layers of hot, passionate intensity. Yes please. - Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

12 years ago

Quoting 'RunAwayJoinCircz' What's everyone got against Leo?! Too much ego? He never gives interviews so how Is that possible? He's highly intelligent, witty, cool, and can even do physical comedy.....lay off my fiance! And seriously.....calling Leo for Ego and picking CLOONEY?! The guy is a walking BRAND fer chrissakes, I honestly think he would shrivel up and die without a camera on him, ew. Douche extraordinaire! Hey, I said I'd kill George ;-) I've never really liked him as an actor, I don't find him overly attractive, and he just seems smarmy and totally up himself.

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RHP User

12 years ago

Whaddaya know, Clooney just got engaged according to People.

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RHP User

12 years ago

Kill George ( doesn't do it for me) Fuck Brad (total hotty) Marry Leo (Timeless Good Looks) Kill Angelina (biatch scares me and too thin) Fuck Scarlet (who cares if she cant act I just love those lips and curves) Marry Liv ( totally cheeky sexy could live with that)

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RHP User

12 years ago

Kill them all!!

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RHP User

12 years ago

Give us your faves to fuck and marry then?

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RHP User

12 years ago

Kill , Clooney and scarlett Shag , Leo and liv Marry , brad and angelina so me and brad could tag and fuck that beautiful woman for life :-)) - Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

12 years ago

Brad was in Fight Club and Troy and all these other action films and Leo has been in Blood Diamond, The Departed, etc so they would be harder to kill. Clooney isn't into marriage eithet so he gets killed. Now Leo was also in Titanic and started in Growing Pains, so I don't want a lifetime of that, so he gets the one and done. I marry Pitt. Scarlet just never done it for me and there's no way I'm passing up on AJ or Liv's lips so bye bye Scarlet. Angelina is my one and done because she's like a preying mantis. Liv in Lord of the Rings....that's marriage! - Posted from rhpmobile

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Dryphuz

12 years ago

Now that was sets of 3 reasonable people. But the game is actually SUPPOSED to be 3 people you'd probably wouldn't want to touch. So lets try some new sets. Set 3: Steve Buscimi, Mr T. , Jason Alexander Set 4: Amy Winehouse ( pretend she's alive), Kathy Griffin, Tori Spelling I'd have to marry buscemi. He's been in so many things he must be loaded. I couldn't see myself shagging Mr T. so its gonna have to be George, and Mr T. gets the tombstone. I'd kill Kathy cos i cant stand her voice and i imagine it'd only get worse during sex..Shag Amy although if she wont let me put a bag over her head I'll put it over mine, and marry Tori so i could get at her dad's money. And here's a really difficult set for fun. Set 5: Hitler, Stalin, Rasputin

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