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Knights and Dames

March 26 2014

our illustrious P.M has decided that Australians need to have knights and dames for services rendered. to the country.....but what exactly should these services be for?.....Lady Tuscan obviously has been tapped on the shoulder by Queen Lizzie already but who else in RHP land is deserving of one of these honours and why exactly would you nominate them xx Q....RHP equery to Queen Lizzie

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    we for my hard work between the sheets. that's when lizzie tapped me on the shouldershe is rather a wild girl that Lizand Philip well lets not to there, that bad bad boy LadyT taking her cucumber sandwiches to the bedroom, just have to cut up the cucumber a little later

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    they guy who just left me all Jelly Legs You know who you are kind sir (Are all Perth Men that good?) Knight Him

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Sir_Lurk_a_Lot

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Would that be your commoner garden variety cucumber, you know, the short fat one, or the longer skinny continental one?

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I nominate Dame Peachy,for 11 years of dedicated posting.......what would the forums be without your insights,determination not to follow the crowd,and your humour xx Q

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    For her enduring joie de vivre, and for showing all of us lovely women how it's done - with grace, gorgeous honesty and an abundance of naughty ;) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Sir Jensman!Hehehe, I like the sound of that.

  • UnclaimedPants

    UnclaimedPants

    12 years ago

    I always knew "One Term Tony" would try to turn the clock back he just cant help himself Sorry for getting off topic but this idea of reintroducing Knighthoods is totally retrograde and completely unaustralian Rant Over Mr Pants

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'MrsPeachyPurr' Sir_Lurk_a_Lot If your out there lurking or stiring hope everything is all good

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I do believe I was the first to dub TR Lady Tuscan. I would put forward Neptune_Drift, except for the fact he's already King.

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    It appears Lady T has been regularly knighted. Mado Tara xx

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    once a knight is never enough me thinks:-) :-) :-) ......welcome to Tony's favourite decade Mr.Pants...the 50s xx Q

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    10 years and it could be considered decidated? . Your words are far too kind ma'am Q. Thank you. . Couldn't agree with you more Lilmiss . On the off-topic, sort of on topic considering 'the services rendered' I hope hehe. Three Lords I can think of without considering the royal family, all associated with completely different types of music. . Sir Rolf Harris, Sir Cliff Richard & Sir Mick Jagger. . I'm loving the irony that both Sir Rolf and Sir Cliff have performed for the Queen. But she avoided personally giving Sir Mick Jagger his knighthood because he thought she was an innapropriate candidate for the honour, it has been claimed. . Yeah, me too Araps. :-)

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    recently Sir Rolf's 80th birthday portrait of the Queen went "'missing"....this was after he appeared in court on thirteen charges of child sexual assault. xx Q

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Qefenta2' recently Sir Rolf's 80th birthday portrait of the Queen went "'missing"....this was after he appeared in court on thirteen charges of child sexual assault. xx Q 'tis rather suggestive of being totally dissed. Sir Cliff is also part of the ring of big names involved in this horrific scandal around Jimmy Savile that become apparent after his demise. I love the irony of appearances in the Sirs I mentioned here. :-P

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Yes,Now I get it Peachy,I didn't realize that Cliff was part of that.....ironic indeed xx Q

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I've changed my mind.Sir jensman ...?Nope. Sorta' sounds like a Doctor's Butler.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    ... I wouldn't want to be associated with the aforementioned 'sirs'.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    (Look at moi, ...look at moi...)

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    Sir Michael Cain, spoke to the Queen by a joke The young boy answers the phone to a call Whispering hello The voice asks can I speak with your father? No He is busy Can I speak with your mother? No she is busy Is there any one else there little boy? Yep Two policemen Oh they all seem so busy what are they all doing? looking for me Could it be a gentle hint, Sir Michael is a gentleman. What would a Sir say to the queen to catch her attentions?

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Dame Freya has to be nominated, the Lady Q if you prefer.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Please excuse my confusion on the thread ma'am (used to speak to the queen or to a woman of high rank), I meant to be subtle.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    A lover told me on Friday he and his ex would play with an 11 inch dildo they called Sir.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    "To Sir with Love."

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Did I park my camel??? A good knight is a great night ;) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Welcome back, Sir_Stir

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    *tips hat* - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Quoting 'MrsPeachyPear' "To Sir with Love." "Please sir, I want some more."

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I thought that was Oliver Twist? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I've always thought I'd like to be identified with the court jester more lol. The court jester is a complicated character.

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Prince Charles apparently was very fond of the Goons,Spike Milligan in particular..... Funny people are usually highly Intelligent people.....except for Benny Hill of course :-) :-) xxQ

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    Ohh Thank you.....and here I see myself more as a Viking or Brunhilde out of the Nibelungen.....with a big chest and a strong powerful voice....not for singing more for shouting, thanks for seeing me as a lady.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    ... and Countessa.