RHP

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M61 F58

Lap......Band lol

February 10 2010

This is going back, I haven't been in here for a while and the Post was about over weight women, red hot pie editor, changed the tables and thought we should have a go at the mid drifts of men. Did any one see the weekend head lines, about tax payers paying for lap-bans on fat cops? .......what a joke have said before if you love being over weight,have extra padding, being cuddly, awesome, if not >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>GOOGLE>>>>>ZONE DIET<<<<<<<<<<<<< I would love to do a jack ass on a fat cop, I mean how the hell is he going to catch you, oh thats why they invented the tazzzzer gun.................lazy

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Did you see on funniest home videos or 20 to 1, some show like that. There is a guy whos made a sport out of getting chased by seccurity guards from shopping centres. He's got one of those security tags and goes into a shop hangs around and then bolts out through the door, when the alarm goes off along comes the security guard and chases him around the shops.  The one I saw he got chased out of the centre then turned around and ran back in.................   Wish I thought of that sounds like fun...maybe we could start a program like this to get the cops fitter.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    http://www.redhotpie.com.au/Adult-Forums/do-many-guys-like-fat-chicks-24273Still going strong, and yes we read the 'headline' story on the weekend, what a joke! Surely it should be a requirement that our peace keepers ought to be at least fit enough to keep the peace should they be called upon to do so... rather than us being able to take the piss...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    where do I volunteer?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Fully agree and to Noosa and Abloke......fun!!! yes cum hand cuff me! seriously,lets save some tax payers money..........maybe a random breath test for the whooper coper........ha ha if they dont blow under 90kgs....(thats a fair fit/ weight you think?) we can laugh at them and rip up the speeding fine ect. This really is a sort point, hope there's a fat cop reading this, maybe the commissioner of police should start cracking his whip? Ouch ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Saw the 20-1 episode with the guy taking on the security guards - it was hilarious.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    The D Generation/ Late Show early 90's   "You won't be needing a pen and paper son...My orders simple.  I want a shit load of dim sims and a bucket of soy sauce"   Jx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    Remember the days when a copper had to be a certain height and able to complete far more strenous tasks in order to pass?     I look at some of these short, fat arsed agents of protection and really wonder why the standards have sunk so low.   Instead of paying for lapbands, perhaps the coppers could do something totally different and . . . exercise. What a concept.     I heard on the radio today that certain doctors recommend that obese teenages be given lapbands in order to lose  weight.    How about parents monitor the crap they feed their kids, switch off the playstation and take them for a bike ride. Hmmm interesting thought huh?   I also have a problem with those who say they are personal trainers while having love handles. This does NOT inspire confidence in me.   Alrighty. Off to eat chocolate. I only teach, so it's allowed.

  • RHP

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    16 years ago

    paul hogan show. bluee.cops in the seventies were nearly all fat.ahahahahahahahahahashowin his age Earl

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    do they play the music for a lap dance?ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl

  • RHP

    RHP User

    16 years ago

    You are sooooo old fashioned..Didn't you know, you can now get all sorts of sports.....for the playstation. You should see how strong and fit some of my mates are. No way in hell i would EVER play thumb wars with them.