Let the Games Begin!!

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  Zsuza69

  13 years ago

  Sex olympics well i try and do that every time we meet another couple lolFor me it would have to be women BMX bike riding where the seat is replaced with a dildo........them powerful legs going and all those bumps mmmmmI wonder how many would finish the race before they are finished ................Now that i would like to see

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  Like synchronised swimming, we could have synchronised orgasms, where groups have to bring their partners to orgasm, all at the same time. Ladies and Mens teams. High Diving where one attempts to impale one's partner or self, from increasing distances, in one go. Sprint, who can cum fastest. Marathon, who can last, longest.And that's just the opening ceremony.

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  100 metres relay Eight lanes of people (mixed sex ) all nude and an orgasm has to be passed from one end to the other by oral sex. Winning lane gets the orgasm to the finish line first. Stewards appointed to ensure no fake orgasms from the girls. Male orgasmic evidence has to be show to stewards before swallowing Training may be needed to avoid holdups with the male to male passing of orgasms !

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  LADIES EVENT   Who can eject a ping pong balls the furthest distance using their pelvic floor muscles   (A) the squat achieving the highest bounce   (B) bend over rear ejections   (C) laying down and shoot'em straight position!   MENS EVENT   Strong man event - who has the strongest coat hanger erection.   (A) Round 1 (feather weight division) - bras, panties, silk stockings   (B) Round 2 (heavy weight division) - corsets, towels, bath robe   (C) Round 3 (Iron man division) - whips, chains, dumb bells, clamps   My ex was a champion in the heavy weight division successfully hanging up large damp bath sheet ...... mmmmmm   SFxx

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  Smilingwithfun

  13 years ago

  Using your natural pole,that will show up the braggers

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  comming first in the Orgasim race

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  Even though I'd be putting myself out , I would reluctantly volunteer for the lay down and become erect event' but only in the name of sport of course. This event would be null and void if there were no volunteers such as muah.. and seeing someone has to do it... it might as well be me. Fair Dinkum' the things a man has to do...Personally ' I found the long hours of training for this event ' alot of hard work and tiring but if I can win gold' it'll be worth every drop of sweat I shed...Not to mention the girls doing the riding, honestly' you may not beleive this ' but these girls train even harder than myself. Unfortunately' I have seen some of the girls get too carried away and fail to get off to tag their team mates... Even though you would swear they already won with the yahoo's and yippee's.. they sometimes forget this is a team sport...Any cowgirls out there think they could go out and win gold for Australia in this event ? Only in the name of sport of course...

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  Quoting 'lovman8'100 metres relay Eight lanes of people (mixed sex ) all nude and an orgasm has to be passed from one end to the other by oral sex. Winning lane gets the orgasm to the finish line first. Stewards appointed to ensure no fake orgasms from the girls. Male orgasmic evidence has to be show to stewards before swallowing Training may be needed to avoid holdups with the male to male passing of orgasms !4 x 100 metre relay, but pretty much as it is now with just a couple of changes. Runners are nude, and the batons aren't carried by hand......

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  and chase a naked woman around the track

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  Quoting 'slinkey'and chase a naked woman around the track What happens if they catch her? lol

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  If He catches Her.... I hope she will stop the time!!!!

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  RHP User

  13 years ago

  Well for a start we could revive some of the ancient traditions that were abandoned in the modern incarnation - like nudity for the competitors. Of course, purists might then try and argue that only males should be allowed to compete, but I don't think modern discrimination laws would allow it. There's enough controversy at the moment about the lack of women flag-bearers (fair enough), so for parity I think everyone should get their kit off.To think, both the javelin and the shot put could be combined into one event. You can use your imagination. I was going to suggest a form of fencing where instead of a foil with an electronic sensor scoring on the upper torso, the clitoris/prostate is the target and fingers register a 'touch' with the requisite moan. I don't think it's quite as finessed as I'd like though - a bit too jabby. Perhaps instead we model it off the ridiculous rhythmic gymnastics - some of those delicate ribbon movements could earn the gold when deployed in the right location.Muff diving? Breast stroke? This stuff writes itself.And an aside - by Zeus's beard, can you even begin to imagine how hot Olympics sex would be?! Elite athletes at the peak of their careers, fit, toned and bronzed (alright, let's leave out the skeet shooting body types,) with exotic nationalities, once-in-a-lifetime excitement (alright Natalie Cook, five-times-in-a-lifetime,) and a 'for one month only' mentality. Talk about diplomatic relations...!Sadly, I think I'll be practicing my own shot put...Quoting 'heywood_djablome'High Diving where one attempts to impale one's partner or self, from increasing distances, in one go. Are... are you serious? I can't really see that ending in any way other than trips to the emergency room and stifled laughter from doctors trying to remain professional!

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