M67
Points to ponder ....
March 26 2014
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RHP User
12 years ago
Mooks.... My mind is only idle when on a boat, and IT is idling along on a gently rolling sea :-).... further to your thought on the dogs.... a fog will always treat another dog... as a dog. Where we humans.... superior beasts that we are will occasionally treat humans as dogs.... or worse. Who is the nicer animal, I wonder. DG
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RHP User
12 years ago
We humans can be wildly creative, yet strangely boring. The nearest neighbouring star is called Proxima Centauri. And Jupiter has 67 moons with names given from lovers conquests or daughters of the Roman god Zeus. Very cool. But what name do we give OUR star, and moon? The sun.... and the moon. I mean come onnnnnn, try a little harder!!!!! :-)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Replace "tree fell in a forest" with "huge angry crocodile infiltrated Parliament House", and "fell on a Greenie" with "ate Tony Abbot".
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
I'm courious about courious... If one can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed, can one be just whelmed? Why is it when I hit my funny bone, it's not funny at all? :( If there was only one Papa Smurf and Smurfette is his daughter, where did all the other Smurfs come from??? Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
You transport a fly in your car, 100klm from home base, does he get homesick, mix in with the other flys in the neighbourhood, or find his way back home again.
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RHP User
12 years ago
What came first, orange as in the fruit, or orange as in the colour?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Just spent my day doing nothing. How do I know if I'm done?
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madotara69
12 years ago
Quoting 'mooka' What came first, orange as in the fruit, or orange as in the colour? In the case as fruit, orange came first then the colour orange was developed as bright colour reds oranges are a result of stress to trees, some trees even pretend to be stressed. what came first ; wake or sleep? Mado Tara xx
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RHP User
12 years ago
A French dog met an Aussie dog, would they be able to understand each other? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Why is it when someone is about to orgasm people may say "I'm going to come"..... when to me, it's pretty bloody obvious that they were already there!!!! :-)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Which deity were you called?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Is a dog a backwards god:-) :-) Q
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RHP User
12 years ago
is there no word to rhyme with orange?xx Q
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madotara69
12 years ago
G instead of an R, Rod has been called God ever since.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
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RHP User
12 years ago
... a green or lemon a yellow Why do people struggle with the concept of inter-species communication or even between the same species ... say 2 dogs from different parts of the globe? Why is that seen as being any different from people travelling to foreign countries & being completely oblivious to the native tongue??? No matter what language we speak, we can all recognise basic feelings in the eyes of another, such as fear, happiness, annoyance and pleasure etc. There is no animal that does not demonstrate it's soul personality and no animal that cannot show you with looks and expressions in it's eyes (sometimes significantly, sometimes you have to look closely) of feelings identical to our own. So why do some people still not see that and why do some people still have no respect for them as beings with needs, wants and purposes of their own? Why do people maintain that humans are the only or ultimate form of existence??? But on a lighter note ... ... if the speed of dark was equal to the departing speed of light - does it not stand to reason that the speed of dark equals the speed of light??? ... whats the point of steralising lethal injections??? ... and quicksand ... works slowly ... go figure
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RHP User
12 years ago
If a person is born deaf, what language do they think in? The language he she is learning to read Does a Chihuahua recognise a Great Dane as another dog? YES FOR SURE DOG IS DOG....doesnt matter what size In this modern age, are we creating a society incapable of person to person communication? No because we still crave the human touch and I would say there is no woman alive who doesn't talk. If a tree fell in the forest, does anyone care if it fell on a Greenie? YES I WOULD
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RHP User
12 years ago
Why is it that we chop a tree down and then chop it up ?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Why did the kamikaze pilots wear helmets? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
We developed language as a way to impart knowledge but so much of what is said is uninformative?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Luckdragon23' Replace "tree fell in a forest" with "huge angry crocodile infiltrated Parliament House", and "fell on a Greenie" with "ate Tony Abbot". throw a greeny in front of him. Is it true greenies stand shouting at parliament with their clothes made in china, their leather shoes and handing out tons of paper? So for me let the tree fall on em all and the crocs feast well on all the rest
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RHP User
12 years ago
do people think that one square of loo paper left on a role means they do not have to change the roll?
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Lovinit28andKC72
12 years ago
Are people more violently opposed to fur rather than leather because it’s much easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? What is a "free" gift? Aren’t all gifts free? Why does your nose run, and your feet smell? Why don’t tomb, comb, and bomb sound alike?
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RHP User
12 years ago
@FoxxyI have no idea where all the Smurfs come from cos Smurfette isn't even Papa Smurfs daughter and she was one of the last smurfs... She was created by the wizard as a trap (guessing maybe the writers had been played by too many women haha)
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RHP User
12 years ago
If a smurf chokes, what colour does he turn?
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madotara69
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' If a smurf chokes, what colour does he turn? Yellow then red then purple
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RHP User
12 years ago
Some of Murphy's Laws of Combat: 1. If the enemy is in range, SO ARE YOU 2. Try to look unimportant, the enemy may be low on ammo 3. Never draw fire, it irritates those around you 4. A sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you to slow down 5. Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at 6. Never share a foxhole with someone braver than you 7. Friendly fire isn't 8. No matter which way you march, it is always uphill 9. When the pin is pulled, Mr Grenade is not your friend 10. Always remember that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder. Mooka
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RHP User
12 years ago
If banana trees propagate by suckers, is there any point to the plant having a fruit?
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RHP User
12 years ago
the mind boggles but the boggles don't mind
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madotara69
12 years ago
To ponder, all that war could have been sorted over a game of football.
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madotara69
12 years ago
Quoting 'RunAwayJoinCircz' Quoting 'madotara69' To ponder, all that war could have been sorted over a game of football. True, but a few wars (or at least pitched battles) have been started by Football too, so maybe Foosball? Generally has a less skinhead/neo-nazi fanbase I'm told :) Or Air-Hockey, although that can get a little heated too in my experience. Is there any act of competition that can't escalate into a war? Anyhoo back to the topic.... he is just bored, bahahaha
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RHP User
12 years ago
who listens to the playing of air guitars?............are there songs specifically written for air guitar? Puzzled Qxx
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madotara69
12 years ago
Couldn't play the guitar if my life depended on it. Though all songs that come to mind are of the story told within. Though a story told by those during the war, was of messages called across the lines, to cease fire and have a game of football was had by those enemies, if that is what you refer too. Something that happened amongst people just there doing what others meant them to do. For a short while they all stopped killing each other, surely worth remembering.
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madotara69
12 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' Couldn't play the guitar if my life depended on it. Though all songs that come to mind are of the story told within. Though a story told by those during the war, was of messages called across the lines, to cease fire and have a game of football was had by those enemies, if that is what you refer too. Something that happened amongst people just there doing what others meant them to do. For a short while they all stopped killing each other, surely worth remembering. That mention was by Australian Crawl, Reckless the song.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' Couldn't play the guitar if my life depended on it. Though all songs that come to mind are of the story told within. Though a story told by those during the war, was of messages called across the lines, to cease fire and have a game of football was had by those enemies, if that is what you refer too. Something that happened amongst people just there doing what others meant them to do. For a short while they all stopped killing each other, surely worth remembering. Mado, you have blown the myth about drummers, for you are correct. WW1, Western Front of Europe, Christmas Eve, the Germans started singing Christmas Carols, the British responded from their own trenches. The next day both sides crawled out of their trenches and shook hands, exchanged gifts, even football matches were started. In some areas, the truce lasted until after New Years Day. Alas, they soon went back to killing each other ...
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madotara69
12 years ago
I have often pondered to what that moment would have meant, for men in such fear for family and one another, themselves for home, just a brief time some happiness to laying down those guns. Could only have been there to really know to it. Lest not forget.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Do you think they sterilise the needles used in lethal injections? If you were to choke a smurf, what color would it turn? Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? - Posted from rhpmobile
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
I "slept like a baby" ... I mean a baby wakes up every two or so hours wanting a feed..., is that really a good sleep?? Waking up every couple of hours wanting a feed?? or is it because when babies sleep they look content and peaceful after they've had a good feed??? and why do people say "it's the best thing since sliced bread"...well what was before sliced bread? or "It's better than hot chips", is all they eat is hot chips and they've tasted other foods?? Foxy
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
don't people put the lid on toothpaste tubes for when they have finished with them?? Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
If a tree fell on all greenies...good bl00dy riddance
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RHP User
12 years ago
oh please stop it my brain cant keep up it hurts
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Qefenta2' who listens to the playing of air guitars?............are there songs specifically written for air guitar? Puzzled Qxx You read them - Someone familiar with the musical notes of a guitar can translate it to music in written form
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'allsorts72' oh please stop it my brain cant keep up it hurts How can a brain hurt when it has no pain receptors?
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RHP User
12 years ago
What twisted SOH put an s in lisp?
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RHP User
12 years ago
To be underwhelmed is the same as uncredible, which is the opposite to incredible. So logic tells us that incredible must be the same as overwhelmed and to be whelmed must be credible. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I Googled that shit and you aint lying Shy.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' don't people put the lid on toothpaste tubes for when they have finished with them?? Foxy The reaon I only buy flip tops. Ain't nobody got time for screw on lids.
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
Quoting 'timeismoew' To be underwhelmed is the same as uncredible, which is the opposite to incredible. So logic tells us that incredible must be the same as overwhelmed and to be whelmed must be credible. - Posted from rhpmobile Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
I wonder if teflon doesn't stick to anything how do you stick teflon onto a frypan? How do you nail jello to a wall? With a great deal on speed I reckon! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
don't notice that LUKE snogged LEIA!!!!!!!
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madotara69
12 years ago
noticed
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RHP User
12 years ago
Is it called "beauty sleep" when you wake up looking like a troll doll?? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
It unleashes the inner Beast :-) :-) :-) :-) xx Q
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
Who invented those plastic ends on laces ?? What a bloody god send! Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' Who invented those plastic ends on laces ?? They're called aglets!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Now I'm pondering who called them that and why.
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' Now I'm pondering who called them that and why. Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
Why do those who brag about their new found love in their profile feel the need to still view people's profiles?? Multiple times I might add.... Wouldn't once be enough?? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
is all fuzzy with all the questions!!!! thanks for the laugh everyone!!!! :)
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
When woman says "I'll be ready in 5mins" OR When a man at the pub says "Ill be home in 5mins" Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
People born in November are more likely to be serial killers than people born in any other month. .
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madotara69
12 years ago
Tara just walked past and it occurred to me that her bottom is in the middle. hmmm
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