Public Sex St Mary's

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  Ex007

  one year ago

  Ah yes, public sex in St Marys what a noble quest for adventure, poor decisions, and grass stains in uncomfortable places. Luckily, Gary the bush turkey is here, and he’s got you covered. According to Gary’s extremely unreliable scouting reports, the top definitely not approved spots include as follows. 1. The Shrine of the Forgotten Bunnings Trolley Tucked behind the loading bay, surrounded by abandoned snag wrappers and the broken dreams of unassembled shelving units. It smells like WD40 and poor impulse control. Gary gives it a 6/10 for privacy, 10/10 for tetanus risk. 2. The Sacred Hill of Macca’s Car Park (Back Left Corner) Best after 11pm when the teens have gone home and only Gary remains, watching, judging and ready to steal your fries. 3. The Tunnel of Unclear Purpose Somewhere near the train station. You know the one just up the street. This graffitied mystery corridor is full of echoes, questionable stains, and a small chance of an amateur rap battle breaking out mid-thrust. Gary once lived here for three days off vape fumes and Mountain Dew. Now, a warning from Gary. Public sex is fun and all until a possum (Sandra) stares into your soul mid-thrust, holding a Dorito and silently asking “Is this really your legacy?” So yes, Gary supports the mission. Just remember to bring wipes, watch for CCTV, and if something rustles in the bushes… it’s probably Gary. And he’s definitely not deleting any footage.

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  MsSuperFoxy

  one year ago

  Don't worry OP Gary's owner is just plain weird. LOL! Hope you found what you were looking for. Ms Foxy 💋

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