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RHP Cards against Humanity deck

April 10 2017

Inspired by seeing Cards against Humanity as a like in a profile, I thought I'd start a crack at a RHP deck. For those that haven't played it's a very NSFW card game for adults where you have a question (the black deck) that requires one or two answer cards (the white deck). The question asker picks the best (or worst!) answer with that person getting a point. Full of politically incorrect, innuendo, outright smut and other fun cards. Not for prudes! So in a nod to various recent threads here's some Black cards: When I told you no thanks and you said why not? It's because I'd rather ____ with a ____ then meet you. ____ is the best make up for the face. My template says I'm a ____ and want to nothing more then ___ you. Where the blanks are White card answers. Feel free to let your mind go where it will filling them in. Or adding more RHP Black cards. 😁 - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Love it! Oh, I will so come back to this later, this hits me in the humour feels. But for now will add a couple of black cards. When I said, 'I loved your profile', what I meant was ____________. I actually mean __________, when I said I can eat a gal out for hours. When I deleted your flirt saying "I think you're hot, what do you think of me", it was because there was no flirt reply saying ______________. When I said that it is perfectly ok that ____________, I was actually thinking __________.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Ohh, you have Catan in your profile PepperRose. So have to go with the Black of: When i said got wood? I was referring to your ____ not your ____. - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I went to my first swingers party and all I got was ______ When I said I was a couple i really meant I'm a single man with ______ issues. - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    9 years ago

    Heres a few. Insert as appropriateMay need some tweaking with grammar but you get the idea. Double penetration, Well Hung Moldavian Goat Herders, The cum shots of 15 Over entitled private school boys in a circle jerk, I would rather go down on my elderly, dribbling neighbour than youI have an fetish for tiny, tap dancing Eskimos.Little, hairy feet people turn me on

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Don't mind me while I briefly swap boards When I said got wood, I was referring to your 5-6 Player Extension set (nudge nudge), not your Traders & Barbarians Expansion set (*meep* I don't play that rough).

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    A board game fan here and in another state. Boo. - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Haha I love settlers and cards against humanity. Lol the black and the white cards are cracking me up! My black card is : No I will not ________your ____________ And I want to__________ you like __________ Last but not least ..... After ___________you, my_________is leaking____________. - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    lmao politically incorrect haha love it. My little brain requires time to process this but I'll be back 😉

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    So I'm going to be Black Pepper's White pepper 😜 When I said, 'I loved your profile', what I meant was *your asshole must be jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth* I actually mean *hate eating pussy, yuck, vomit, I'll do it for the minimum time required, about 3 seconds, then stick my glorious dick in your mouth so you can give me the pleasure I deserve, as a dinosaur* when I said I can eat a gal out for hours. When I deleted your flirt saying "I think you're hot, what do you think of me", it was because there was no flirt reply saying *I'm not being rude, it's just that you don't matter* When I said that it is perfectly ok that *your messages were long and full of boring shit about your life*, I was actually thinking *Please, keep talking, I only yawn when I'm super fascinated* 😎

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    haha now I have to do yours, this is fun 😉 No I will not *pick* your *nose* And I want to *compliment* you like *I should, but I just can't lie, don't feel bad, a lot of people are ugly* After *seeing* you, my *eye* is leaking *tears, laughing so hard ROFLMAO*

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    My black card is No really, I am into you, it's just that_________ Your lips keep moving, but all I hear is________ I thought of you today, while I was______a_______and_______ The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but you must be_______I mean are you really_______?and what happened to your______?

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  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    9 years ago

    Holy Moly! I never thought we would ___________ on a first meet! Maybe you should pitch this idea to CAH Fit Geek? Marketing genius, so much potential. Ha ha ITM2 I have much worse in my brain but might not get past mods. I'm still thinking as well. Loving everyone's suggestions maybe I'll write up them up on the blank cards and put them in the deck next time I play with my friends😉 Need to look up this other game you speak of as well?? - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    You put ____ down as a fetish?! It'd be less painful to _____ then do ____ with you. My favourite profile pictures show people _____ A few more White cards - Painted Face - No reply - Your profile - be celibate - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    9 years ago

    Tea bagging Donald TrumpVomit a little in my mouth (kind of works well with the one above it)Complicated sexual gymnastathon with multiple partners and Pauline HansonYour MamaHungry, Hungry Hippo'sInsert this cucumber Apologies if tea bagging Donald is now part of your mental imagery

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Earthqueen, here's my white 😉 Holy moly, I never thought we would *drink coffee* on a first date 😂😂😂

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Tonight, I'll be your white chick, tomorrow, I'll be anything you want me to be 😊 You put *tadpoling* down as a fetish? It'd be less painful to *have a baby* than do *50 dates in the vain hope of getting into your pants* 😀 My favourite profile pictures show people *being gangplanked* Hit me up 😘

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Bonus points if you can guess my train of thought/whites I had in mind, for I thought of you today, while I was_____a_____and____ 😯

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    CaH and *two* Catan fans? Can we organise a sexy gaming night? Some Black cards: - If I had a photo of ________, I'd put it in a private gallery too. - I went to a meet up expecting to _________, but woke up with a ____________. - when I said that my "my third leg" was four feet long, I actually meant "___________". - Some things I can't swing without: A leather body suit. Six gallons of lube. A four foot long horse dildo. And, most importantly... _____________. - Posted from rhpmobile

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