gazpacho

gazpacho

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Uncut cock.

May 07 2014

I've got a bit of an obsession with uncut cock. I just love the way it slides. That said... to the topic at hand. Lately I've been estranged from my lover. She is unhappy and nothing I do seems to change it. Personally, I do not think she knows what she wants.... so I have moved on, perhaps briefly so she "can find myself". That's apparently what 50 something women tend to say when the kids have left home and menopause is looming large. I digress. So I packed a backpack, through out the rest of my clothes, got on my motorbike and moved to the nearest budget Ibis. It's to expensive, so I bludged a spot with a mate.... for a couple of nights.... the two night rule prevails.... food, family and friends all start stinking up the place after two days.... I went out to Aarows sex club and stayed overnight. You have no idea how many men seem to stay there over night? anyway, it's a bit rough being woken up with a stiff cock in your face.... fun though, I have to admit. I probably ought to have left my clothes on but I always sleep nude so wtf...... the next night I visited someone else, then slept on the street near a clothing bin (the one I put all my cloitehs in)... found a nice electric blanket in there to put on the ground in the park.. a child's overcoat for my legs and a beaut cab driver's jumper. Quite comfortable until around 5.00am when the cafe across the street opened. Then another friend offered her flat, as she was heading to Italy for a month. I'm house sitting. My question:When the Russian brides arrive should I tell them I really don't really own the apartment?When the month is up, should I move to the Phillipines with a 20 year old bride while I still can, and live the life of Larry until the little woman finds herself and wants me back?? HugsGazpacho

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    But to the topic at hand, couch surfing & sleeping rough sucks big time, so glad you have a place for a month to make plans, think things through, and hopefully talk things out. Not that a month is very long when negotiating huge upheavals, just be true to you and don't let yourself be treated like a doormat. And don't spend the month moping even though you probably want to, you can't go back to sleeping rough regularly, it's too dangerous. No advice honey, do what's right for you, just sending Huge Hugs, Corinader xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    As for the ex sounds like she is over you, its done and finished; so buy that ticket and go see the world. Have Fun and for the record I love an uncut cock mmmmm

  • Smilingwithfun

    Smilingwithfun

    12 years ago

    If after a month your overseas options haven't come to fruition or your partner is still looking for herself, may I suggest trying a Backpackers. They have weekly rates, usually quite cheap if you share a dorm.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    You certainly have some decisions to make but sleeping rough like that can be dangerous... But you don't need me to tell you that....Perhaps use this month to decide where you want to go...where you want to be...the world is all there...now you have freedoms that perhaps haven't been in your life for years...good luck and nmif you hope Mon your bike and head for Queensland,let me know.....I don't have an uncut cock:-) but I have a couch:-) :-) xx Q

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Smilingwithfun' If after a month your overseas options haven't come to fruition or your partner is still looking for herself, may I suggest trying a Backpackers. They have weekly rates, usually quite cheap if you share a dorm. The strange thing is, that Aarows is just $20 a night, whereas a backpacker establishment can be 4 times that amount. Of course you're not meant to sleep at Aarows... but how much sleep would I really get at a backpackers? I have a friend who went through this... he basically bought a 23 year old bride much to the delight of her celebrating family, it's grubby capitalist exploitation, of course, which I hate from a philosophical point of view... but the idea of providing twin 25 year old dominatrix ladies a new home and a warm bellied dirty daddy to watch over them while they mature into totally independent vixens is not such a bad outcome, surely? Win win... A great 18 month social experiment. What's the worse thing that can happen? I wonder. HugsGazpacho

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I have no idea what you should do Gaz, but I wish my nearly 30something kid would finish leaving home so I could get on with 'finding myself' as I await the onset of menopause!!! Nah seriously, I think I could say I've been doing some finding of myself since I turned 50 a few months ago. I've found that involves getting closer to those I love though. They've been a strong support as I've gone through emotions. . It's kinda typical innit though, you think you're heading to a time of your life where you get to settle down and enjoy what you have, and then life throws you for a loop. . So to answer in my pedantic way, maybe spend the time finding yourself, maybe don't assume you're going to go back to what you've known... it's all hidden behind the curtain of the future innit. . Who knows? That's Life! Peachy wishing you and yours all the best.

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    12 years ago

    Runawayoincircz - I just left my doctors surgery. He told me to beg and plead and spend a $1000 on chocolates an roses and stuff ~ been there done that kind of thing for him. He probably has a point, but the prospect of wild abandon after half a lifetime of the ball and chain is a mighty strong instinct to deny. Peaches, you're exactly right and thank you. There's no turning back time, I think we've had that conversation before ~ it's life's circumstances that help mould us into the better people we become. I'm not into the ruffing it thing... but it was interesting for a night. Despite a plan, I just found myself without a place to go at the late hour involved. I now have a back up strategy.. to sleep under my desk at the office should it ever come to that. lol. You know you an buy a neat little single bed mattress thingy at Ikea that is really really comfy and roll it up.. it fits in a stationery cabinet! Freedoms... I can take on those projects I never could before... like travelling to Sri Lanka and building shelters. Humanity workers. How on earth do they live a regular life? HugsGazpacho

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    Turn the place into a house of debauchery gazpacho, what are friends for? Mado Tara xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Kids.... Drugs are bad. dG - Posted from rhpmobile

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Qefenta2' You certainly have some decisions to make but sleeping rough like that can be dangerous... But you don't need me to tell you that....Perhaps use this month to decide where you want to go...where you want to be...the world is all there...now you have freedoms that perhaps haven't been in your life for years...good luck and nmif you hope Mon your bike and head for Queensland,let me know.....I don't have an uncut cock:-) but I have a couch:-) :-) xx Q Queensland! I could work on my tan and try to reinstate my foreskin! haha... you're so very kind. :) HugsGazpacho

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Ha! I am sure Gazpacho your friend won't mind you staying longer. But best leave the Russian brides for now eh. LOL. Personally I would be upset if I thought a friend was roughing it when I have plenty Of space at my place.... Although I guess that means people have to put up with me. Lucky I'm not into vibrating toys. :p Interesting opening statement by the way.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Mado that is terrible advice! :O Gaz, I don't think humanity workers want to live a regular life. If I had lots of money behind me I would definitely do that for a few years. Going somewhere new every few months, new people, new country.... What would be better than that!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    You should go to Cuba,the most romantic destination on the planetXx Q

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Yep hire a vdub beetle car, wear long flowing colourful skirts and smoke cigars and drink exotic cocktails and dance to some wild Cuban music. I am will be in that! It's on my list to do.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Maybe you will go back Gaz. It's too easy for me to conjecture, here at the other end of the internet. I do wish you the best however things go. Better people? Today I'm thinking that's a bit black and white. Peachy

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    You know how visual I can be, just visualising Gazpacho's friend ariving home too find half a dozen bi Russian brides, some island fellows, as a matter of true old fashioned imagination any one who has an un cut cock, the ticket in, I mean would that friend be so, so surprised or just glad to be home. Gaspacho has a bit of a reputation too uphold, well that's just the visual concept, no idea how all that came to mind. It just happens

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I can't wait to see how far you all are gonna go... I'll just ride the slip stream... as this magic carpet ride gets underway...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Sounds like a sad existence with no place to call home and nobody around. I hope things work out for you, I am sure it will, you seem like a resourceful lad. Onwards and upwards :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I live in paradise and you are welcome here for a stop gap. I've met you, I trust you, I hate what you are going through. You are welcome here my poetic friend xxx Hell I reckon I'd adore your company. Dosh couch available in straight territory. May bore you to tears though.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    a serious threat Gaz xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Gaz know the feeling and there is no going back things will be different but if your ever in Melbourne I have plenty of room and happy to help out a fellow brother of a the kick in the balls club. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    uncut cock....eeewwww!!!!! And if you can dream it, do it. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Sri Lanka awaits Go Explore

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    12 years ago

    I love you guys. You're all so generous and empathic. The RHP community is pretty cool, I reckon. I'm quite comfortable in my friend's flat for now and I think time is required. I love my wife without reservation, but she ain't happy and I can't stand that so I've removed everything I can think of that might make her unhappy... unfortunately for me, I was one of them things. lol. Time could tell me what my wife wants (or I may never know) and what I want. There's no going back. Our relationship is going to be different to before, whatever happens from here on in, even if we ultimately end up shacked up together again. It's certainly a challenge though, after more than half my lifetime, being married and now "estranged". I don't know how to be single! hehe. What do I put on my facebook page? So many decisions. I'm going to HAVE TO BUY an Xbox ONE while I ponder the future and the consequences.... HugsGazpacho

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'gazpacho51' I love you guys. You're all so generous and empathic. The RHP community is pretty cool, I reckon. I'm quite comfortable in my friend's flat for now and I think time is required. I love my wife without reservation, but she ain't happy and I can't stand that so I've removed everything I can think of that might make her unhappy... unfortunately for me, I was one of them things. lol. Time could tell me what my wife wants (or I may never know) and what I want. There's no going back. Our relationship is going to be different to before, whatever happens from here on in, even if we ultimately end up shacked up together again. It's certainly a challenge though, after more than half my lifetime, being married and now "estranged". I don't know how to be single! hehe. What do I put on my facebook page? So many decisions. I'm going to HAVE TO BUY an Xbox ONE while I ponder the future and the consequences.... HugsGazpacho gaspacho any time to come sit by the embers of a nice warm fire, have a chat, get sozzled, stay a bit if you like, don't be lonely now. Mado Tara xx

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    Did not mean don't. But welcome.

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    It's not as though we are trying to fuck him.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Who knows Gazpacho, this could make your relationship better or this is what you both need in order to head into your golden years together. A bit of reflection and re-evaluation of your life and where you are headed can be a good thing. Change can be positive. Otherwise I am happy to show you how to be single. Although the danger is that one of you may decide you like the single life a little too much. So watch out! ;-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    You're 52, why would you want a 20 year old girlfriend.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Exactly! :p

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    needs to show Gazpacho what to do with an Xbox

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    It has a few chains and restraints. But mees is very understanding and knows that sometimes talk is what my little pets require.