Unrequited Love

June 26 2024

O’ Kebab Girl from Greasy Harry’s You always smile at me, knowingly With a subtle cheeky seasoning reserved for just a few You give me the biggest and freshest fair Skewered, but with the sharp end cut off So I don’t poke myself in the face at 2am Not like Chino Pants Guy next to me He gets the dried up and dangerous ones Sated, I go home, pissed and alone But with the memory of you on my lips O’ Kebab Girl from Greasy Harry’s I love you. A poem from “The Journals of Obi1”

Comments

  • countrytouch82

    countrytouch82

    one year ago

    Where can I buy said poetry collection?

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    one year ago

    They do say; Kebabs and romance have one thing in common — they both require careful handling and a little bit of spice. Ms Foxy

  • FeistyFatty

    FeistyFatty

    one year ago

    You had me at Kebab Obi 😍

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    one year ago

    Question: Any Pie Peeps out there who have frequented said “Greasy Harry’s” care to share?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    one year ago

    I’m sooooo confused

  • RHP

    RHP User

    one year ago

    Your smile is so nice. Oh Kebab girl from greasy, You spice up my meat, And It’s just such a treat , At 3am you make it look easy. But chino guy doesn’t care so from him I can take it or leave it. But I go home alone, Pissed, And my trousers are tight, with lust in my loins & regrettin’. I can picture the shape of your hips, with your taste on my lips. But my hand is all I’ll be gettin’

  • RHP

    RHP User

    one year ago

    Now a pie for this guy if you please. With bbq sauce and some peas. I need something that’s hot, and your pie hits the spot. But that smile is just such a tease. Alas like poor Obi, pissed and alone I will be With my heart and my loins all a quiver. My hand will have to suffice for at the first rays of light, This hangover will bring on a shiver.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    one year ago

    My chino’s may be creased, stained and musty And this kebab that I’m clutching is crusty But chilli sauce is my lube When squeezed out of its tube Coz capsaicin gets me hot, wild and lusty.

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    one year ago

    Am loving these contributions ! 😊😊

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    one year ago

    “Crepe Girl, in your van At the markets by the sea” …. I forget the rest of it…

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    one year ago

    On account of the size of her falafels.

  • Obi1kenietzsche

    Obi1kenietzsche

    one year ago

    Which she also sold.