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You know your Mojo is missing when........
March 04 2012
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RHP User
14 years ago
.....when you talk yourself into coming online but stay hidden even though you know you have people online wanting to talk to you. To those people, sorry, I'm not up to it tonight.
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RHP User
14 years ago
'cos you'd rather read webcomics (what? they're hilarious!)xx Sarah
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RHP User
14 years ago
Shaving your legs and having a shower vs staying in your pjs and having some one-on-one time with the tv...pjs win.
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RHP User
14 years ago
...that it's not really missing at all. It makes you wonder what you were doing that now makes you think you are somehow missing out on something. | It's a good time to reassess what and who is really important. | | It's like really great vintage scotch...you don't have to share with just anybody.
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RHP User
14 years ago
when you drive past a sexy lady
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RHP User
14 years ago
thats not losing ones mojo, thats just being apathetic. like going to a bar in trackie pants.. loss of mojo for me is when desperation overwhelms self worth. and we all know women can smell desperation on a man a mile away.
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RHP User
14 years ago
A girl texts you to come over and you reply "I'm doing a Lord Of The Rings marathon, sorry."
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RHP User
14 years ago
My phone number is similar (one digit different lol) to a local fertility clinic. I know my mojo is suffering when I don't offer to assist the poor sods who ring my number by mistake. hehe. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
14 years ago
...when your hubby is stood soapy and naked and looking delectable in the shower and you don't get in and join him.xxx
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RHP User
14 years ago
....overwhelms your desire to hang your subbie from ceiling using the chain block.
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RHP User
14 years ago
OMG how many people have started ringing fertility clinics in Stalky's area and changing a number??? LMAO!
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RHP User
14 years ago
...you can't even remember using it last.
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RHP User
14 years ago
Quoting 'aesthetic_101' when you drive past a sexy lady or you dont even look at the sexy lady twice...
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RHP User
14 years ago
you get your rod pierced and the thought of a few weeks of not even playing with yourself or shagging some hot broads that have been throwing themselves at you just doesnt even bother you....but then you find yourself going for a swim in the ocean almost everyday so that it heals up quickest and you can use it again...
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RHP User
14 years ago
Not losing it, it's just gone a little missing ;) . You know it's missing when.....your strap on can't even get hard
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RHP User
14 years ago
Are you saying, if I dropped my knickers, lifted my skirt up and gave you a flash, turned around and bent over the edge of the bed while pulling my cheeks apart as I say.. "DGT, I've been a bad girl, I need to be spanked with this wooden spoon, and then I want you to fuck my arse with that strapon as I finger myself" that wouldn't get your strapon hard? Not even give your puss a slight ping. Oh dear... What can I do to help you? ♥♥ Meeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
Woo Hoo! I'm back!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
You dirty little bitch........pull them wider apart honey, I'm cumming home whack me a few times with that spoon your tongue is licking....(ummm don't wooden spoons taste like shit btw) You did give me a ping I must admit
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RHP User
14 years ago
Really? Not too much was it? I did consider leaving out the fingering part because I thought it might be too much... But if that only gave you a ping I see I have my work cut out for me. (ˆڡˆ)
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RHP User
14 years ago
it might have sounded a little vanilla without the fingering part, so you chose right by leaving it in
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RHP User
14 years ago
I guess I don't have any problems with my mojo, your comment pretty much made everything hard. I'm sure your comments can be very helpful in therapy sessions ;)
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RHP User
14 years ago
Lol. What a dirty bird. How's a guy supposed to work in these conditions?? Oh wellzz .. I hope your inspirational post is highly contagious Meeks. :)). Seems some of the lads are popping their zippers over it so that's a good start! Hehe Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
14 years ago
Well sounds like you boys need a good spank with Meeka's spoon .. But it's okay I will kiss your boo boos better... Stalky... I sent you some inspiration this morning. Did you get it? :p. Xx Meeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
In conclusion, We can safely assume that the mojo cure is Meeka and her wooden spoon.. Let me know how i can sign myself up for the cure ;p
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RHP User
14 years ago
TO get yourself a good spooning John_do would be to rush back to your profile and check the little box that says anal sex-giving Jeez am I cockbait's cockbait now that is TOO bloody funny
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RHP User
14 years ago
I know I've lost my MOJO when: I can feel the stubble on my legs and under my arms and consider shaving then think, "maybe tomorrow". Oh for those good old days of always being prepared ! Hugs, Saturn
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RHP User
14 years ago
Thank you for the heads up D_G_T.. It's all fixed now :) I knew i was missing something, and i guess that makes me a bad boy and deserve that wooden spoon :D Going back to the original topic, I know i've lost my MOJO when someone mentions a wooden spoon and all i can think of is a nice stew :P
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RHP User
14 years ago
Thank you for the heads up D_G_T.. It's all fixed now :) I knew i was missing something, and i guess that makes me a bad boy and deserve that wooden spoon :D Going back to the original topic, I know i've lost my MOJO when someone mentions a wooden spoon and all i can think of is a nice stew :P
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RHP User
14 years ago
Who looks like a bad boy now huh? You fully deserve to have little Miss SpoonYouGood100 give you a good going over now!!!
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RHP User
14 years ago
Meeks would be proud. Swear. I think, though, I lost my mojo when I realise I got more excitement out of pasta sauce than I have out of sex for a while... :/
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RHP User
14 years ago
Now Vagabonde... I am not sure if anyone can beat Meeka's home made bolognese sauce! How are you at desserts? Cause if you can make a mean chocolate cake well... I offer myself as the naked centre piece on the dining table for that get together feast... as long as I can eat chocolate cake!!! Actually, it's occurred to me a number of times before.. me being a naked centrepiece at a dinner party.. maybe have people eat food of me... wonder if that is a fetish?xxMeeka
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RHP User
14 years ago
Sorry DGT, darling have I actually answered your question? I know I have started to loose my mojo when my mind starts wandering when I am masturbating. So much for knowing how to get yourself off. And I really know my mojo has taken a hike when I loose interest in porn and stop rubbin the nubbin, and I never even think of sex. In fact I can say saucy naughty things and not even feel a slight ping in the whiskers. hehehe I have been like that for probably close to 6 months.... but not anymore! Think alot of that had to do with getting back into exercise and eating right. Now I just want to seduce my walking buddy and a wild stallion or two, oh and there is a pretty filly who has caught my eye too! xxMeeks
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RHP User
14 years ago
Lolz Meeka!! Did you crack the seal? Damn girl. hehe. I love wooden spoons too you know. Sometimes, late at night, i sneak out of bed and go into the kitchen... Make sure nobody is around... And I wack my own arse just for practice. It's probably a good thing I have a split personality disorder cause that way we can be Dom and Sub.... the dialogue .. like a bad Steve Martin movie, only sexier. :p. Oh yeah... And you can tie me and John_do to a rack together. Hehe. I wish Cockbait. hehe. Bring your kitchen steps hehe. Hugs "Stalks" hehe
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RHP User
14 years ago
Tied up, spanked and then spaghetti with home made bolognese sauce.. I don't know who would say no to that.. And top it up with choc cake eaten off Meeka, guarantees to put a smile on anyone's face ;p
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RHP User
14 years ago
With all this raunchy talk........ How could one loose there Mojo ?
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RHP User
14 years ago
When you know "Desire" and "Drive" have deserted you.....And you can't be bothered lookng for them.....
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RHP User
14 years ago
If you can beat the noises I got from my sauce, you win ;D Failing that, I promise to make you the most orgasmic chocolate cake you've ever put in your mouth... And I promise to Hoover your crumbs ;D
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RHP User
14 years ago
staying at home with a few bundy reds and a porn dvd was the winner ove rthe offer of getting on the m/bike and going out for a nighs full of hot sex
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RHP User
14 years ago
you dont have to sit down every 15 mins to avoid embarrassment or 'insult' at the shopping centre...when you go to take a piss and theres no familiar drop of pre-cum just leaking out and putting that nice wet dot on your undies...when you stop bending over all those beautiful girls and tongueing there arseholes and pussies , tasting their own individual flavor and breathing their scent , separating those lips with your tongue before driving up and into that lil brown starfish , youve gotta put just the tip of your very very very hard cock inside their pussy , you cant wait -no matter how good she tastes -you can come back and drink her to your fill soon you tell yourself...-in your minds eye...mines BACK mothafuckas!!...shucks its been back for a while now
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RHP User
14 years ago
you see DGTs profile pic and you dont just want to rip those frilly things off and hammer her completely senseless
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RHP User
14 years ago
When you USED to be a nympho, crave sex, need sex, enjoyed sex, .. then one day you realise .. that housework, bills, the kid, an day to day life somehow snuck in an kicked kinky the hell out :( OR .. when a sexy lass invites you over for movies an snuggles.. an all you can think about is getting your child in bed so you can have a shower an go to sleep too.. o.O
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RHP User
14 years ago
If I wake up in the morning and theres nothing going on...
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RHP User
14 years ago
you resign yourself to a goodnight wank - and give up with a tired arm....
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RHP User
14 years ago
I got nothing its never happened to me
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