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Zombie Apocalypse
May 27 2014
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hey i think ive fucked a few !!! Bahahahahahahaha - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Wanna be Zombies everywhere, right back at ya Big O :-) :-) xx W
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RHP User
12 years ago
I am indeed prepared,afteral I have my copy ,of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies xx Q
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RHP User
12 years ago
They be a kind of Vampire bat with funny shaped ears?:-) xx Q
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madotara69
12 years ago
I've been breeding Triumphywomwoms and kangawalafoxes for just such an occasion.
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RHP User
12 years ago
We're already in one in here...... ...obviously you haven't seen many profiles, received much mail or read the forums. Theya re already among us, dribbling, twitching, shaking, not in full control of themselves or their desires HAHAHAHA
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
Bring on the Zombie sex position... Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'm really good at mine craft. Xxviolet
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RHP User
12 years ago
I knew I should have paid closer attention during Ghost Busters. Maybe if I cover my eyes they won't be able to see me If all else fails I'll get me a SuperFox
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RHP User
12 years ago
On the type of zombies. If they're the shambling, moaning type (think Night of the Living Dead, Shawn of the Dead) you'd be right with a Gray-Nicolls, a pair of sneakers, some tucker and a full tank of fuel perhaps (in a 74 Valiant). If they're the sprinting, slavering, highly angry type (think 28 Days Later, Zombieland) then you'll need a chopper and a chain gun - or at least an armoured car and a LOT of ammo. And a hot offsider who you don't have to rescue every ten minutes! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
scarier than anyone I have ever encountered so I should be right :) Otherwise I could fall back on my 'Vagina bubbles from Hell' manouvre - google it, haha.
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
OMFG! That's hilarious! Just offer Zombies a babble bath! That would fuck em!! Oh hang on...Can I least have one Zombie sex position first...Pleeeeeeeeeeease! Foxy
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madotara69
12 years ago
Here we are trying to get rid of the zombies, and all you girls want to do is feed them.
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RHP User
12 years ago
See what I want to know is... what happens when you run out of food? Do you eat cooked zombie? Does that still count as cannibalism? Are you likely to end up a zombie if you cook their flesh really well? So many unanswered questions...
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RHP User
12 years ago
If my crazy hair doesn't scare them, my breath will
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' OMFG! That's hilarious! Just offer Zombies a babble bath! That would fuck em!! Oh hang on...Can I least have one Zombie sex position first...Pleeeeeeeeeeease! Foxy I will hold out from unleashing my power until you get a zombie sex position but they better look out after that!
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tamworthguy46
12 years ago
Well I suppose I have my Sword !......I will fuck a few up before they get me....hmmmm maybe I better stat working on that bunker, and make it big enough for my RHP friends to come and ride out the war, also some of you would look really good in camo shirts, showing a bit of boob and that ! and Trane for our uprising against the Zombies.....anyone know anything about flame throwers ?
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RHP User
12 years ago
I think you can buy them in Woolies,they are next to the cat food :-) xx Q
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QLDtwo4fun
12 years ago
And they voted for Tony Abbott
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RHP User
12 years ago
I've seen the movies god there is a lot of them warm blood resident evil walking dead zombie land and so on so on stocked the shed up with all the handy tool picks shovels chainsaws and don't forget the cricket bat
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RHP User
12 years ago
curious 'Vagina bubbles from Hell'
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RHP User
12 years ago
Well zombies like to eat brains so i will be right !How smart am i? I joined RHP so my brain is the size of a pea.They wont get a feed out of me.I will be right
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' Just offer Zombies a babble bath! That would fuck em!! BABBLE bath? You gonna TALK their heads off?
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'd probably be one of the first to go.
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
Most likely after I've had my .... after they've bitten.... back of neck, shoulders back, Bum, and inner thighs. Foxy
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
^ ! ! ! ! *See post above* Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
It may not be complete science fiction...have a read of the article "5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen", including potential threat level via the Cracked.com Zombie Threat System
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RHP User
12 years ago
Has anyone read World War Z? I've had the book for ages but haven't read it yet. Saw the movie and wasn't all that impressed.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Are we talking the slow-moving 'Walking Dead' style zombies here, or the fast moving fuckers - '28 Days Later' / 'The Horde' / 'World War Z'....? They will require entirely different strategies.... I say, bring on the zombie apocalypse.... there are a few heads that I'd like to bust, however current social protocols (and laws) restrain me from doing so.... :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'RunAwayJoinCircz' Quoting 'ralf74' scarier than anyone I have ever encountered so I should be right :) Otherwise I could fall back on my 'Vagina bubbles from Hell' manouvre - google it, haha. We just would need to find a crazy scientist to devise a 'Vagina Bubble Amplifier' to get you strapped into.....just like In the prophecy.... I want it, lol Allsorts - google 'Vagina Bubbles from Hell', FAF
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RHP User
12 years ago
You must go to the graveyard and acquire a fresh corpse,take it to a darkened room and spend the night together.... Lay on top of the corpse and breathe into it's mouth,until it begins to shake.The corpse will begin to rise and then run about.Pounce on it and bring it to the ground,breathe into it's mouth again and quickly bite out it's tongue.The tongue of a Zombie is prized for it's magical properties.... When confronted by a Zombie,use the same method of subduing...Instructions from the Tibetans who believe in Zombies xx Q'
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tamworthguy46
12 years ago
Quoting 'Qefenta2' You must go to the graveyard and acquire a fresh corpse,take it to a darkened room and spend the night together.... Lay on top of the corpse and breathe into it's mouth,until it begins to shake.The corpse will begin to rise and then run about.Pounce on it and bring it to the ground,breathe into it's mouth again and quickly bite out it's tongue.The tongue of a Zombie is prized for it's magical properties.... When confronted by a Zombie,use the same method of subduing...Instructions from the Tibetans who believe in Zombies xx Q' Ok Q I'm happy to drive you to the graveyard and help acquire a corpse, and then drive you two lovebirds to a motel.....but then your on your own ! xx Tam
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RHP User
12 years ago
I spend hours a day playing plants vs zombies, so much so they have given me a gold cup trophy. I can shoot em up with the best.
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RHP User
12 years ago
To zombie proof your house. I'd recommend surrounding your house with treadmills and turning them on full bore. Shuffling zombies be no match for high speed treadmills. - Posted from rhpmobile
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Dryphuz
12 years ago
Quoting 'Violetincredible' I'm really good at mine craft. Xxviolet OMG! I'm not the only person who plays minecraft on here. I know what i need to do, but i reckon I'd die before i got to where i would need to be. The nearest cop shop would be useless cos its all big pretty glass windows and too far from food. the ideal spot would be about 5-6 kms from where i live as the crow flys. Its a telephone exchange opposite a shopping centre. So during the day (when zombies are easiest to see coming) you can raid the shopping centre for cricket bats, canned food and bottled water. And the rest of the time you can lay low in the telephone exchange. this particular one has only 1 entrance , a big steel door, and tiny windows even a disembodied hand would struggle to spider through. Its basically a concrete bunker so no other ways in or out. I've given this some thought and have yet to devise a better plan. I also know which friends to collect on the way and which to ignore. Some of them would be useless, some of them would aid survival. Sorry ladies but I don't know any females personally who would be of any use. Also there's a bus terminus nearby and an army barracks straight up the highway which is only one street over. So when things start to die down, we'll take a bus and make a run for the barracks to see if they survived. I happen to know where they keep thier food, so if there's no resistance group stationed there, we'll take all thier stores, make for the docks and get out on the water in a big boat... All of this assuming i made it to the phone exchange.
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madotara69
12 years ago
zombies wear out the souls of there shoes, from dragging the feet, so don't poison the bindies and plant a few trees with three corner jacks.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'RunAwayJoinCircz' Ralf sheds a quiet tear...."That will do vagina. That will Do."
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RHP User
12 years ago
I have my zombie survival guide and how to survive the end of the world. Sadly most people are boring and brain dead anyway, would we really know the difference? All I can think about is my house like a fortress and I'm wearing a colander as a crown with some busty wenches at each side. I may given this thing I much thought.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I am the man you need to know when it comes... Sparky - with access to solar panels and generators to get your temp power up and running, LR3 Discovery - Go anywhere car with a 2000klm range, 21 Swords of various varieties - For silent take downs on those pesky walkers and enough fishing/camping gear to keep the survival opportunities as high as possible.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I seriously have nightmares about this very thing!!!! I always lock my doors because i fear zombies are going to get me because ive had nightmares the last few weeks of zombies hahah. Sad i know but yeah. Walking dead that shit if it happens - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
We are well prepared. I have multiple "E" (Emergency) kits at various locations. One in the car for everything to be self contained for 48 hours comfortably. This includes food, water, first-aid, cold weather kit, and sleeping gear. One inside the house. Basically a double of what's in the car. Plus a massive E Trunk. Able to sustain 2 people for 2 weeks with everything mentioned above plus it includes trauma kits and all equipment necessary to live off the grid. If the situation is that bad I will be happy to 'acquire' whatever else needed for my girly and I. I'm not joking.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' Quoting 'RunAwayJoinCircz' Ralf sheds a quiet tear...."That will do vagina. That will Do." makes me feel like giving it a pat.
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RHP User
12 years ago
if you are planning to survive the Zombie Apocalypse do NOT take tips from TV or movies... unless it is Zombieland of course... some good rules in there...
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meandyou121
12 years ago
They need to be put down if they voted for tony Damn those zombie bastards
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'll bring the firepower, who wants to be my sexy helper that I constantly have to rescue ;)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Zombies looks likes vampaire with a stage of sucking blood - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Two KidsTwo BusinessesNo Sleep They will never pick us out from the rest of the zombies!
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RHP User
12 years ago
LOL. Been Training my kids since they were three for this. Teach them swords, and axe fighting, thats what u need in a ZA. Forget guns, they run out. Give me a sword and/or axe and some chainmail (They NEVER think of that in the movies ffs. How the fekkers gonna bite me then.hmmm?) and a wingman/woman to watch my back and Im set. Find myself an out of the way high walled establishment and set up home. Then set about gathering grateful survivors and repopulating the world. It would be my DUTY.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Well , it's reassuring to know that there'll be plenty of people to keep the Zombies occupied while the rest of us Escape & Fortify . GG♒️ - Posted from rhpmobile
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MsSuperFoxy
12 years ago
I know I used "The dog ate my homework" excuse as a teenager.. Now it's the Zombie Apocalypse excuse. In 20-30 years time... What will the teenagers be saying to those parents, who used the Zombie (get out of homework) Apocalypse? The dog ate Rosie? LOL Foxy
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Dryphuz
12 years ago
From a biology perspective, while the shambling undead is pretty much impossible, hordes of cannibalistic humans whose rational brain connections have been severed are one good prion and a mozzy plague away... Rabies is pretty close to that already and is a pretty good contender should there ever be some serious outbreaks and it finds a new transmission vector. I probably know enough to make a doomsday prion, i just don't want to. It would only take some money, a bit of know how (how to make a reasonable home microbiology lab which isn't hard) and dedication to do it... Beware... We live a hairs breadth from this sort of catastrophe... they just don't want you to know about it...
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RHP User
12 years ago
Me n he joke here all the time about the canned food, toilet paper and stuff we buy. It's handy to have however you look at it. . But really, if the world is going to go to shit, I don't know how much I really want be here for it. Maybe from watching too may zombie programs lol. "The Walking Dead" series is a fascinating look at ethics in a time of severe testing. . *shudder* . I saw an epidode of the "Myth Busters" the other day, based on "The Walking Dead" series, testing a whole pile of zombie myths. Hmmm...
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