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What did you learn today?

November 01 2013

I love learning something new...I don't really care if it's funny,silly or serious...today I learnt that the main component of human farts is hydrogen not methane and that lighting them can be dangerous to your healthWhat did you learn today?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    That......it's a long road to nowhere. The gps coordinates keep changing- Posted from rhpmobile

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    12 years ago

    That Freya shouldn't play with matches 😜- Posted from rhpmobile

  • him_and_me

    him_and_me

    12 years ago

    Oh no Freya, that sounds like something bad (and possibly juvenilely funny) happened at your place?! :) I learned that in 1901, Albert Einstein had a daughter out of wedlock who was put up for adoption. He never even saw her. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Cheekyarses

    Cheekyarses

    12 years ago

    Great topic!! I learnt today that when one door closes another door opens and it is filled with positive, happy n inspiring people :-)). A huge big thankyou to bbplusbbfun you are awesome

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Apparently there is a Meeka doll on Play School.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Don't ever say yes to working a quick shift Friday evenings lol it only ends up being 15hours of slow boring crap lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    it's a man's job to smudge my lipstick, not my mascara. I'd LIKE to learn the difference between learnt and learned and learned (as in learn-ed) if anyone can oblige ...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Three things and three only:1. Eggs don't bounce2. No bones in tripe3. Takes a big dog to fuck an elephant.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    but I did learn that a Toy Poodle is actually not a toy and therefore you shouldn't put batteries up its bum!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Apparently there is a Meeka doll on Play School. It was on in my house yesterday, and they were singing a song about Meeka. I had to do a double take to make sure I heard it correctly!I learnt today that the only person you can really depend on is yourself!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    i learnt you have to lock your car to reset your alarm so it will start

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    12 years ago

    Wish you told me that earlier Poor Spuddly hasnt been himself today :(- Posted from rhpmobile

  • wingman2014

    wingman2014

    12 years ago

    All the billions of people on Earth , every different race, are descended from a mere 2000 people only! They were the only survivors of a comet strike and subsequent ice age 70 thousand years ago.- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    how nice it feels to fundraise for a good cause.

  • Cheekyarses

    Cheekyarses

    12 years ago

    I learnt today that I'm super dooper lucky to have such beautiful, smart & gorgeous friends - I'm right into friendships n who have been of such support of me!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Will learn it can't handle me for 36 hours - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Today I learnt that my gorgeous little Tinkerbell, doesn't care much for being relocated out of the burrow she made into something a bit better for her....*sighs* trying to help her and she gets her fangs out!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I learnt that no matter how focused you are you can still become distra... Squirrel!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Of a Hitachi Magic Wand lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    That one option for answering my question of....... "are you ready to catch a big fish?"..... is........"well.... Im not here to fuck spiders!"DG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Mmmm I would look so huge. ... :-):-):-):-):-)- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Yeah fuck spiders.....- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    "Some" men are dumb fucks!Why do the deny sending out the same message to different women and when confronted straight out blundy lie??BEATS ME...FOXY

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Cheekyarses' I learnt today that I'm super dooper lucky to have such beautiful, smart & gorgeous friends - I'm right into friendships n who have been of such support of me! I second that!!FOXY

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100' Apparently there is a Meeka doll on Play School. Our little girl was running around our lounge Calling out "Meeka, Meeka, Meeka"Mado, Tara xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I learnt that 60 is the new 40 and GlamMa is the new Grandma - a woman with a sense of self and style!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    That there may be such a thing as too alcohol but I think my research needs to be done......to the pub, hiho hiho it's off the work I go.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'wingman2013'Wish you told me that earlier Poor Spuddly hasnt been himself today :(- Posted from rhpmobile I hope you at least used Energiser or Duracell!!

  • luvsilver

    luvsilver

    12 years ago

    That IS what you have been saying in your sleep and your daughter is copying you!   Mr Luvsilver

  • luvsilver

    luvsilver

    12 years ago

    is that that funny sound I heard in my office this morning was just a lizard and not a snake as I first thought.   Mr Luvsilver

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    That my poor pussy doesn't like to much aftershave on a mans cheek. Next time I say wash your face....bummer, because I like the smell

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I learned how to walk in a huge moon boot after ankle surgery! Only another 3.5 weeks til I am free again! Pusscat xxx

  • luvsilver

    luvsilver

    12 years ago

    while sitting here at the office desk. That the packet of fire lighters next to me (curse this cool weather) says to keep away from naked flame.   Mr Luvsilver

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Awwww...that sucks! Hope all goes well.. FOXY xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'SUPERFOXXY' Awwww...that sucks! Hope all goes well.. FOXY xx Thanks Foxy xxxxPusscat

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I re-learnt the joy of a friends company over brunch.Thanks Foxy Regards,The Bag Biatch.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Also in today's valuable lesson list are:The joy of Hope.The joy of Kindness.The joy of Giving.Damn what a great day

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    D-awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwTanks...I'm flattered at your kind words........BAG BIATCH!!LOLZFOXY XXX

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Oxygen is required for combustion and hydrogen isflammable gas, but together they make water... Whichputs fire out.Dat True Fact....FOXY

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I learned...again...how fragile is the self esteem of a fourteen year old girl...and why I love doing what I do...even if it is just making a small difference in the lives of damaged children.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Sunkissed, To have learnt a lesson, is a hard lesson learned, to share the lesson is to be considered wisdom be those who would believe you to have wisdom and experience, a truly learn-ed person.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I can have fun with heads on Vanilla sites.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    1. That a spider can seem very large when you open your eyes in the shower. 2. Its a good idea to be sure of it's size before jumping around like a crazy bitch on a slippery floor . 3. That my arse clearly does not have as much fat on it as I first thought " ouch :( " 4. The more sex I get the more I want . 5. And that I really enjoy playing with girls ;) and having group sex . I must say I'm happy with today's lessons :)))- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    to Not cook bacon naked.....Ow.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    ... that no good deed goes unpunished! Yet i'll never learn from it I learnt : * about the existence of red diamonds, that the ruby red variants are the true ones and tawny ones have been treated (in a nutshell)* that oneself's mental situation can change, but it takes serious introspection to discover what the change is

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    1..Camping without mobile phone reception, electricity or any other modcon,2..16yo daughters and 3..f-f-f-freezing cold wet weatherdo NOT...and I repeat DO NOT...MIX!!!...Thank god I am finally home and in bed

  • MissBishere

    MissBishere

    12 years ago

    That a Taurus is more stubborn than a Scorpio....- Posted from rhpmobile

  • MissBishere

    MissBishere

    12 years ago

    That I don't always get what I want when I want it just because I want it😔- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    That nothing ever is as it seems lol.....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I learned that when your oestrogen levels are at their highest just before ovulation you will have sex with anyone that is nearby. But it only takes a couple of hours to drop after ovulation and then you want to put your onesy on and make a cup of tea :) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • we24fun

    we24fun

    12 years ago

    I learnt today that I had to stack bricks and climb in a very unlady like fashion through a window. And that it's quite dangerous to do so in thongs and short shorts! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • him_and_me

    him_and_me

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Funlover71' to Not cook bacon naked.....Ow. i would have thought that was a lesson that only needed to be learned once!! Lol!!

  • him_and_me

    him_and_me

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'we24fun' I learnt today that I had to stack bricks and climb in a very unlady like fashion through a window. And that it's quite dangerous to do so in thongs and short shorts! - Posted from rhpmobile Haha! That's a story I would like to hear in more detail!! ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    that some people never actually leave high school

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Today's valuable lesson... when chatting to a fellow co-worker be careful what you type in Lync... leave your RHP brain at the door and don't talk about inappropriate things, especially when you have two windows open and you drop a comment in to a group chat thinking it was just the one intended person.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    "there's a lady here....where.....ohhh right its your ladyboy outfit with the tight skirt and thong" ...

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Amicus75' Today's valuable lesson... when chatting to a fellow co-worker be careful what you type in Lync... leave your RHP brain at the door and don't talk about inappropriate things, especially when you have two windows open and you drop a comment in to a group chat thinking it was just the one intended person. inappropriate, should be the world language. You never know what the butterfly effect can have. You may have started something spiralling out of control. Mado Tara xx

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    It is just a couple of tiny brown horses running. he he

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    That I am to trusting and my idea of loyalty is very different to others 😞- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    That Karma has finally rained down on my EX.Oh God, it feels good! LOL

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'madotara69' It is just a couple of tiny brown horses running. he he Horsefly's maybe?Always makes me think of Donkey:"That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying talking donkey! You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkeyfly! Ha, ha!"

  • Cheekyarses

    Cheekyarses

    12 years ago

    I have learnt today that I love being happy :-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'madotara69'It is just a couple of tiny brown horses running. he he I have a spider phobia and the horses have been freaking me out tonight!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I learned alot by reading all these posts :) Great community on here.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    That we have just as much money after not backing a horse in the Melbourne Cup as before the Melbourne Cup

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Im still waiting to learn any help would be great ?!- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Pertaining to the weather ...... It will be fine if it does not rain

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Hello and welcome to the Forums.FOXY

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I'm a proud MAMMA!My daughter has completed all her year12 Exams!!For someone who does not study much - how does one get straight A's on assignments??Can never work that out??FOXY

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    just genetics Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    A true Fact....Money Trees do not grow!FOXY

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    The average speed of semen at the moment of ejaculation is 31 mph.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I learnt how easy it is to have a kid go MIA when it's least convenient.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    that peaches are back....sweet white juicey flesh....mmm ...I love how the juice dribbles and with a flick of my tongue..I scoop it up

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    A look can hurt... when wandering through the Greenwood Mall and you see a pretty woman, don't lock eyes... she WILL walk into the concrete pillar!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    That I am UNIQUE, just like everybody else! :-/

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    why is Unrushed not an Ique,I asked myself and google. Well neither am I some form of a Nintendo.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Today's painful lesson... a thoughtless word can hurt as much as a slap to the face or a knee to the groin. SG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Apparently I stole my profile pic from the net... . Pffft. . I took that pic in my kitchen, with a real cherry glistening with olive oil. So there. .

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    You can crash a corporate Christmas party in a fancy bar by acting like you belong there. Just steal some name tags (my friend became Heather, I was Chase). . The guy hitting on me turned out to be the CEO.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I have been so lucky again and again ...i have met many fine young gentlemen through rhp , and i truly appreciated them and their time ...some are connected to me more on physical level ,and some are more on Physical and mental connections....and then the last one where i am connected mentally ,physically and spiritually with them , i would always be more than happy to have them back again and again , my door will always be opened for them , and yes ! they know who they are , all and all its been awesome ,rewarding experienced...thank you RHP and thanks a lot Boyz !

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    oh did they drop a T?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    The name Chase be became "Chase me" about two seconds after I put the tag on and got my pen out..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    The first observance of World AIDS Day was on the first of December 1988.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I still remember a science ditty from high school........ Here lies the bones of Allan Jones, alas he is no more. For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4. Now it's become my daughters favourite

  • Lovinit28andKC72

    Lovinit28andKC72

    12 years ago

    That no decision is ever a wrong one, it's always an experience you are meant to have and learn from.....

  • Lovinit28andKC72

    Lovinit28andKC72

    12 years ago

    Stubborn people never forgive or forget, ignorant people forgive & forget, and that wise people forgive but never forget...

  • Lovinit28andKC72

    Lovinit28andKC72

    12 years ago

    That no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes... The nice part about living in a small town, is that when you don't know what your doing, someone else always does... Never give up on someone you can't go a day without thinking about...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    The Top End folk club does not meet every Sunday (cos I went and there was no-one there) and if you don't have sticky tape, stickers are good when wrapping up presents. They are colourful too so brighten things up. And I love what you said about not giving up on someone you can't go a day without thinking about KiwiBred.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Sorry LovinIt

  • him_and_me

    him_and_me

    12 years ago

    I learned that my husband is geting better at flirting via text! x Me

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Sometimes it's good to listen to you gut feeling. I went to bed earlier but something kept saying check under the bed, I tried to ignore the feeling but after an hour of tossing and turning in bed I decided to check, there was a scorpion lurking around. Normally they stay outside this one must have wandered in somehow. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

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    12 years ago

    I learned that "Felching" and "Snowballing" are two words that should not be used in the same sentence..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Mesmerised' I learned that "Felching" and "Snowballing" are two words that should not be used in the same sentence.. That I should be more careful of the words I google!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'Funlover71' Quoting 'Mesmerised' I learned that "Felching" and "Snowballing" are two words that should not be used in the same sentence.. That I should be more careful of the words I google!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I learned that if I want something, I have to kick my own backside to make it happen. No free rides, no blame or excuses. Total accountability is the only thing that will put the runs on the board!!

  • Originalbadboy

    Originalbadboy

    12 years ago

    Sometimes I make a comment and that nobody understands. Also some guys are really insecure about their relationships. Massively insecure! And that if someone knows your profile and tells others at a Christmas function, it can end up on the big screen. And that some women who appear sweet and innocent really want not to be... Obbi ''In admitting I know nothing of how the female species thinks, that in it self means I know more than most!''

  • Lovinit28andKC72

    Lovinit28andKC72

    12 years ago

    Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windscreen... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Lovinit, lovinit 😄😄 hp xo 💌 In Melbourne for Xmas... wingman and playmate required... While stocks last... 😎

  • Originalbadboy

    Originalbadboy

    12 years ago

    It doesn't matter which cums first as long as they both do...? Obbi "You can only be young once. But you can always be immature!"

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