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May 27 2011
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RHP User
15 years ago
Now watch all the braggers come out! < I am with you...of all the guys I have met on these sites I can count on one hand how many can give great oral and do last all night...and I will still have 2 fingers spare on that hand lol! AND I have been on here and another Site for about 10 years! The one that gets me the most are the guys that say "I am not satisfied until the girl is" HAHAHAHAHAHA! I am sure these guys don't even know the meaning of "satisfaction" other than "self-satisfaction"! < I met up with a guy from here about a month ago and he kept telling me how "great" he was and that he wouldn't cum till I did!! I organised a meeting that night and yep you guessed it...I was left high and dry AGAIN! Meh, just blocked him so he can't contact me again! Unfortunately alot of guys (not all) are only here to get themselves off...they couldn't care less if the woman gets off at all!! xFunlovingx < Oh and before all the high and mighty girls get on to say how wonderful ALL their lovers are...that is crap as you can't "screen" someone before meeting them to know if they indeed are good in bed or not till you actually fuck them!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Oh yes, I get heaps & heaps of men saying they will make me orgasm & that they won’t stop till I cum. Even after I have told them that I don’t cum during sex or foreplay. And yet they assure me they will play with me for hours to try and be the first man to make me cum. Maybe one or two have really tried to get me there the rest give up after 5 mins. Then there are the ones that brag about how much they love oral & yet it seems they just go straight to fucking & forget all about the foreplay. Ha if I had $5 for every time a man has bragged about his skills in bed and turned out to be a total dud I would have a few hundred dollars by now. The few rare men that have really tried to get me there I respect & we have been become great friends. Taby.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I will never understand man or woman's need to lie about their sexual prowless.I would rather a person be honesty. Yeah sure the lie about there skill or lack there of got there foot in the door but who are you more likely to contact again someone who has lied or exaggerated there skill, size or stamina or the person who has been straight and said what I lack I'm more then willing to learn, are you up for the challenge?I like a challenge, I take that guy or girl over the bragger any day. If your confident in your skills I think your less likely to feel the need to build yourself up to other people. The minute I see that on someones profile I move on.Haha and the inconsistencies in people's profiles eg. listed as height 6'0 but in About me they have shrunk and are now 5'9 Seriously can I trust anything else your profile says now or am I supposed to swallow all the other crap your spinning?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well for us guys particularly on sites such as these, we pretty much must advertise our products and services as being better than at least 80% of the others out there, as it remains a fact that the male to female ratio is high. Why would you go for a seemingly substandard product when you've just been offered the best for the same price? Logically no one would. Yet there is no "sampling" before meeting, so knowing that we can make ourselves seem better than we are and get what we want, just won't happen again unless we live up to the expectations which we created and most probably don't care. In the end I believe most of it comes down to the fact that it is that hard for most of us as guys to be able to get a reply from a woman off here, let alone actually being able to make a good enough impression so that they actually want to meet us.
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RHP User
15 years ago
What can I say? I mean, I'm highly practiced at blowing my own trumpet and I'm anxious for someone to play on the ol' skin flute.HugsStalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
I am of the Mind thatIt is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help
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RHP User
15 years ago
I'm not gonna claim to be the best, but I'm not so awful to have someone beg me to stop, imagine how mortifying that would be... Why on earth would you tell someone that?! :p
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RHP User
15 years ago
Guys, honesty is a major turn on for a woman - remember that! Pusscat xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Everything they know, they learned from porn. All you gotta do is give one half-assed lick with just the iiiiittty bitty tip of your tongue, pull back to her knee level, give her the porn star eyes then go in and repeat it twice and she'll go off like a frog in a sock.Quoting 'sydneyboy3au' I'm not gonna claim to be the best, but I'm not so awful to have someone beg me to stop, imagine how mortifying that would be... Why on earth would you tell someone that?! :p genius. I'm totally stealing that.xx Sarah
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RHP User
15 years ago
the first time together is going to be one of exploration and discovery. Both parties are not going to know exactly what the other likes/dislikes (although hopefully the basic mechanics are there..). Personally, I don't advertise my skills. Doubt I'm the best, but on the other hand, I don't think I'm exactly a dud, either. Always willing to learn - within reason: there are some things and places I won't do or go - but I don't think you can expect anybody to be exceptional first time out. Good, yes, maybe even great, but to get to that totally mind-blowing level takes practice.As far as my profile goes, I'm still not happy with it, but it's totally honest.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I don't normally post however on reading this I couldn't help but tell y'all what happened to me not too long ago....The last guy I was with made the same claims and also was proud of his middle finger which he could bend in a weird way so as to 'hit the G spot'. Thank god I'd had too much to drink because he was beyond awful, I mean really, really awful.He would latch on like a sucker fish and literally try and suck my entire puss which hurt like hell because essentially, he was trying to give me a giant hickey and the finger thing was just stupid and painful. At first I thought it was quite amusing and tried to tell him that I didn't enjoy what he was doing. He was so insistent that I'd love it and kept making clumsy, rough attempts at what I presume was his idea of foreplay.Now I'm a pretty non assertive type person (too fricken nice) and frankly, some guys just can't be told, so it was easier to let him finish and get the hell outta there.I have had some pretty hardcore sessions in my time but I had never been in as much pain, or as swollen (and I've given birth!) as I was for the week following, not to mention for the first time in my life, I suddenly had what I discovered is called a Bartholin's cyst. (look it up but believe me it is uber gross) So moral of the story - The more they rave about themselves being fantastic in bed, the worse I'll think they'll be.From, Traumatised (no seriously, I have nightmares about my vagina being sucked into a vacuuum now!)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Spot on sweetie. Could not have said it any better. Its real finger down the throat stuff for me when a guy starts boasting bout how good he is.. really' they have become a dime a dozen.. much much better to find out for yourself.. I lil mystery goes a lonnnggg way.. Mrs JJ
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'stalky' What can I say? I mean, I'm highly practiced at blowing my own trumpet and I'm anxious for someone to play on the ol' skin flute.HugsStalky Oh no. I can't play the flute Stalkers, but I play a mean recorder. Classics such as Twinkle Twinkle little Star, Silent Night and Mary had a little Lamb. I have even been known to play the maracas on occasion. :P Oh, oh, oh Macarena Ha ha ha ha ha... I am not trying to seduce you When I dance they call me Michelina And the boys they say que soy buena They all want me, they can't have me So they all come and dance beside me Move with me, chant with me And if you're good I'll take you home with me, Oh MacarenaxxMeeks
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RHP User
15 years ago
Newstart, it's just advertising. Everyone does it to some extent. Interestingly it's been proven that the public believes that something with a higher price must be better quality so as women we all advertise how we "don't normally do this on the first date", or "I want you to know I have never done this before", etc etc. You get the idea. xxMeeks
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RHP User
15 years ago
I am hoping that most of the women on here have their bullshit detectors turned on, and can tell when a guy's profile might taking a bit of artistic license with their abilities, their endowment, or their stamina. I mean honestly, when the bragging is all over a profile, you have to take it with a grain of salt don't you?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Maybe it's kind of like selling sporting goods, you know...the gear can be crap but if somebody famous puts their name on it and says the pro's use it then you will play just like a pro if you use their gear. Don't know though...half the world wanted to sell their Tiger Wood's Pro Team golf clubs on eBay and the other half wanted to buy them so maybe that's it? You just have to find a buyer that thinks they are on their best game playing with your gear...then after that, it's up to you to read the fine print on the box and it's caveat emptor with no refunds offered. | But then again, it could just come down to how well you play...and not just your gear. Nobody is going to say "Hey, try this out...it will fuck up your game and you might just quit, but it really is the best". You know some poor bastards spent a lot of years getting an MBA at Harvard in marketing then ended up getting the sack when the ass end fell out of the stock market...so was that their fault? Not really, but they made damn sure they played like a pro while they were in the game... | ...and walked away with a smile. | | I can't really do push ups with my tongue...but I can juggle grapes, but only one at a time.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'MsFlibble'I don't normally post however on reading this I couldn't help but tell y'all what happened to me not too long ago.... The last guy I was with made the same claims and also was proud of his middle finger which he could bend in a weird way so as to 'hit the G spot'. Thank god I'd had too much to drink because he was beyond awful, I mean really, really awful. He would latch on like a sucker fish and literally try and suck my entire puss which hurt like hell because essentially, he was trying to give me a giant hickey and the finger thing was just stupid and painful. At first I thought it was quite amusing and tried to tell him that I didn't enjoy what he was doing. He was so insistent that I'd love it and kept making clumsy, rough attempts at what I presume was his idea of foreplay. Now I'm a pretty non assertive type person (too fricken nice) and frankly, some guys just can't be told, so it was easier to let him finish and get the hell outta there. I have had some pretty hardcore sessions in my time but I had never been in as much pain, or as swollen (and I've given birth!) as I was for the week following, not to mention for the first time in my life, I suddenly had what I discovered is called a Bartholin's cyst. (look it up but believe me it is uber gross) So moral of the story - The more they rave about themselves being fantastic in bed, the worse I'll think they'll be. From, Traumatised (no seriously, I have nightmares about my vagina being sucked into a vacuuum now!) That sounds like not only a painful experience but a very uncomfortable one for you, why on earth did he not believe you when you said it didnt feel good or even right. A woman's vagina is not a piece of meat you can just go to town on Whoever told him he was good needs a kick up the arse from the sisterhood. You poor bugger xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Now lets face it a guys got to sell himself, so they exaggerate a bit and promise the world. Like the politicians, and we all trust them right? Anybody who has been on here for more than 5 minutes will know its all crap anyway. Myself well I never was a salesman, so I didn't promise anything
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RHP User
15 years ago
I’d be happy just to be given the opportunity to show a lady that I do enjoy giving her oral and no not the two minuet licknflick . I am not confessing to be the best out there and am willing to be shown new tricks but don’t think that I am a dud when it comes to giving a lady oral either. As for having the biggest slug in the shed that’s something I have never boasted about and don’t intend to. I agree that it is a market place and if you advertise the best product someone is sooner or later going to want to sample it, only to find that the second rated one may have just been a bit better. As for finding the elusive G Spot well did my homework on that one and even went to the point of having a couple of partners help me find it so guess that some of the other males out there may have to try and do the same after all it was fun and there were no complaints in the end.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Absolutely no bragging on my profile, just about the opposite really.....DOH.. I never was much good at marketing or bullshitting.I am who I am and thats all I can bring to the table, good, bad or otherwise!I am even truthfull about my stats....except for where I live..lol....but would anyone really believe I live on Ayers rock anyway!Cheers Nev
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RHP User
15 years ago
All the stuff I have in my profile is honest cos if you lie about stuff you will just get laughed at if you do meet some body and think think you have a big cock and you dont have one so they get pissed off.Taby I think I could make you cum cos you are hot and look sexy so maybe you have just fucked the wrong guys too many times. You could even wear my hat cos it might make you laugh and if you laugh it makes it easy to cum really good. Oh well you probly have lots of guys but you could get a funny hat I think cos I was in Queensland one time and there were a lot of funny hats there.I like this topic cos there are a lot of people here showing off there nice butts like Meeka and Stalky and Nudierudie2 have nice butts. I have a nice butt too I think so maybe I should get a picture of it and see if you like my butt.Duck Me
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'HotSexyChilli' Quoting 'Fazz999' we can make ourselves seem better than we are and get what we want... actually being able to make a good enough impression so that they actually want to meet us. Fazz you better hope that none of the girl's you hit on read this forum...Chilli xx Guess the way I worded it all did make me seem like I was putting myself within that group. Which I wasn't, least not intentionally though have already dug myself a considerably large hole with it, can put out there that I don't fall within the category.
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erotictouch4u
15 years ago
Honesty is the best policy, that way there are no disappointments but it has to be a 2-way thing. I am sure there are women who also are not completely honest ... DD or "a few extra pounds" or "attractive" and what really is average ? ... especially when you see their pics compared to the details. . It gets you onto the search criteria of those you are looking for so then your chances of connecting are greater. . Maybe I am the only male here who is truthful in the details and I am on such a shortlist that I don't make it into other's searches ... or maybe the truth is so unpalatable it is an instant "NEXT" ? . Everyone would like to find the perfect but are we ready to search a little longer and further to settle for the truth ? . ET xox
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'D_G_T' Quoting 'MsFlibble'I don't normally post however on reading this I couldn't help but tell y'all what happened to me not too long ago.... The last guy I was with made the same claims and also was proud of his middle finger which he could bend in a weird way so as to 'hit the G spot'. Thank god I'd had too much to drink because he was beyond awful, I mean really, really awful. He would latch on like a sucker fish and literally try and suck my entire puss which hurt like hell because essentially, he was trying to give me a giant hickey and the finger thing was just stupid and painful. At first I thought it was quite amusing and tried to tell him that I didn't enjoy what he was doing. He was so insistent that I'd love it and kept making clumsy, rough attempts at what I presume was his idea of foreplay. Now I'm a pretty non assertive type person (too fricken nice) and frankly, some guys just can't be told, so it was easier to let him finish and get the hell outta there. I have had some pretty hardcore sessions in my time but I had never been in as much pain, or as swollen (and I've given birth!) as I was for the week following, not to mention for the first time in my life, I suddenly had what I discovered is called a Bartholin's cyst. (look it up but believe me it is uber gross) So moral of the story - The more they rave about themselves being fantastic in bed, the worse I'll think they'll be. From, Traumatised (no seriously, I have nightmares about my vagina being sucked into a vacuuum now!) That sounds like not only a painful experience but a very uncomfortable one for you, why on earth did he not believe you when you said it didnt feel good or even right. A woman's vagina is not a piece of meat you can just go to town on Whoever told him he was good needs a kick up the arse from the sisterhood. You poor bugger xx DGT and MsF cause maybe...just maybe...the guys watch too much porn and believe that shit that the woman needs to get through the pain to squirt?? xFunlovingx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Yeah Funloving that'd be right........maybe if they said, "Suck it up Princess" at the same time it would help
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RHP User
15 years ago
Of course it gives both sexes different ideas, sometimes even the wrong one. Wasn't saying that at all though, just in this particular man's case he seems to have come away with the wrong one LOL Leaving the poor woman in pain afterwards when he didnt listen to her and trust that she knows her own body.
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RHP User
15 years ago
90% of guys speak total BS:)
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RHP User
15 years ago
I guess it is the same as all the women raving on about how they give fantastic bj's. Can deep throat ten inches, can squirt five meters and have multiple orgasms by the dozens. We are in effect, selling ourselves and just lke any other form of advertising or any other advertisement, the spin doctors have poetic liscence. The proof is in the tongue but the time we find out, we are not about to get up,get dressed and leave.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I think it’s funny when we meet guys for drinks they tell my wife how awesome they are in bed and they're going to do this, and that, and some of this and its going to be the best night of my her life... yet I know what my wife likes in bed and half of what they say they’re going to do she hates... It could all be avoided by simply asking what your partner enjoys... problem solved! Everyone is different and what works with one person isn't always universal. Its okay to be confident in your skills, just make sure they apply to the situation you're in :-) Also please... Don't run through your highlights reels. Its not a job interview and we don't need references! As for the penis thing, just about every guy on here apparently has an 8-9 inch cock. Really? Do you think they truth wont come out when it comes out?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Charles_Dickens' Quoting 'D_G_T' Of course it gives both sexes different ideas, sometimes even the wrong one. Wasn't saying that at all though, just in this particular man's case he seems to have come away with the wrong one LOL Leaving the poor woman in pain afterwards when he didnt listen to her and trust that she knows her own body. you moved house ..? closer to all your boyfriends in melbourne..? smiths creek better than traralgon...? or is that the love shack...? I forgot to check with you first....oops musta slipped my mind, what with being busy with all my boyfriends n all. Sure you aren't my ex husband? by god you sound like him sometimes.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Yep. We guys always sell ourselves quite considerably higher than we are! I mean, take my profile for instance! Apparently my cock is a solid 11" in length, And BOY I'm quite the stayer!! 8 hour sessions...12 hour sessions....Oh yeah, I can go all damn weekend solid if I wanted...My hair is always perfect too! I'm ALWAYS well groomed "down there"...and my, you could cut diamonds on my rock hard 6-pack abs.....Oh wait. Thats not MY profile! In fact, I'm not sure I've ever seen a profile that overblown (Not that I check out many guys profiles...)Point is, use a bit of your own common sense! Yes, on a site like this, a lot of people will sell themselves a bit more than they actually are. Or to be who they want to be. Read between your own damn lines, and take things with a pinch of salt! So there are quite a few guys (and girls) who claim all this crap. When you really think about how many people in the world are that damn fucking sexually perfect, the numbers don't add up do they??So maybe actually talk to the person in question. Find out a bit about them....maybe they'll open up and be a bit more honest...maybe they won't...But lets face it, you ladies are always going to give the guy saying he has a foot long, and is an incredible lover a go just out of hope over the honest "if I last an hour, it's been a good day" kinda guy. Just as we guys will go for the obnoxious hottie over the honest charmer...Well....MOST of you.
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RHP User
15 years ago
OMG Newstart and xfun ( I only had to read two entries to follow this one) you are so on the money. What these fake (wanna be) entries (men with 8 inches and 8 hours of licking ability??) don't realise is that we get hours of pleasure (with out them) with a GFs and many a champers discussing how pathetic thier egos are and how the only sex that actually knows how to do any of that of which they claim is the sex with out hte 8 inches at all...... ok ok boys, stay calm there is the exception, but really there is so much more to it then a big cock..... Can I ask though, without being agest, that it is the young and full of cum guys that seem to think the statement of big and lick for hours is all they need to get a women into bed? Love your work Newstart, thanks for bringing this up .. xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
I spend a lot of time in my caravan D_G_T and it is fun cos if I feel like moving I can just move to another caravan park so if you want to see my house I can come and see you and bring my house too hahaha.You wouldnt really marry Charles_Dickens would you cos it would be better if he was your ex I think. He likes young girls and talks silly about a lot of things but he does seem to like you. I like you better so maybe you should marry me first then I can be your ex too hahaha.That would be pretty funny to change this site every time I parked my caravan sometimes and maybe why some people just say they live in Melbourne cos its big and no wierd people can find you that easy. Its just too bad for me they dont have more caravan parks in Melbourne but may I dont care and can just leave it parked on the street by your house.There is a nice caravan park up in Warburton and a river too. Ducks like water you know hahaha Duck Me
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RHP User
15 years ago
So so true. Mrs JJ also has her likes and dislikes, so when a guy rattles off how much a sexual athelete he is, I watch Mrs JJ and also have a lil laugh inside. There has been times when the guy 's not looking she will turn to me and stick her finger down her throat as to say.. what a wanker I hate that. which inevidently means its going nowhere.Only hope you guys who insist your prowess is better than all other guys on here, take note of these things and work on your comunication skills first of all. Its always better to amuse a woman and get her relaxed and laughing , then if she's interested she will prompt you if she wants to know or want more.Like Beachbody said.. its not a job interview, we dont need to know every detail of how good you think you may be. Has the opposite effect..
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RHP User
15 years ago
The funny thing is...I have replied to messages from guys that say that they have 8"+ thick cocks...I have explained to them while their profile sounds perfect to me and I would be DTF them...I can't handle large cocks! You should see some of the replies "I will be gentle" or "That is ok, I will just go down on you" but the reply that gets me the most and makes me laugh? Oh and I should point out that this is the most popular reply..."My cock is only around 6" and isn't that thick, I just say that to get the girls" Bahahahahahahaha...as if the girl won't notice when she takes it out to get a mouthful! Not all girls want large cocks...and yes, I have knocked back great guys because of cock size! xFunlovingx
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RHP User
15 years ago
The main issue I face with these sites is that most of the guys are lying about everything, however, I have a strict policy of being 100% honest - like most of the women on here have said, if you lie about what you are capable of then the woman probably 99% of the time misses out - which is by no means fair at all. The issue with all the lying is that why would a woman then believe my profile? - guys if you all lie about everything then the guys being honest are missing out on really satisfying a woman (and in turn the woman is missing out on actually being satisified for once!) I am one of these guys that prefers to ensure a woman has had a fantastic time before even starting to consider sliding inside her, and then I will admit sometimes I go quickly other times I don't; it would depend on the situation and what has been done so far, how excited I am etc. But even once the guy has 'finished' that shouldn't be the end of things (unless shes had enough!) and 9 times out of 10 if you start foreplay again/oral etc. You will find you are ready to go again within 5 min and if the woman loves to ride you hard, from my personal experience once you have gone the first time, you can stay up for a really long time after that, so you can really satisfy her for as long as she likes. It falls down to self control when you write on your profile - can you actually be honest - if you can everyone will win.
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RHP User
15 years ago
this is an awesome discussion :) a couple of questions to the ladies... 1. Would you respond to a profile which had pics only? 2. Would you respond to a profile which said..."Yeah Im not bad, but dont expect too muc" :) 3. Do users of this site really trust people that much to think that some people (except me of course lol) might use a little'poetic license' Luv you all Signed 9 inches, thick and 110% satisfying :) xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
this is an awesome discussion :) a couple of questions to the ladies... 1. Would you respond to a profile which had pics only? 2. Would you respond to a profile which said..."Yeah Im not bad, but dont expect too muc" :) 3. Do users of this site really trust people that much to think that some people (except me of course lol) might use a little'poetic license' Luv you all Signed 9 inches, thick and 110% satisfying :) xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
People like excitement, they don't want an encounter to follow a script anyway. The build up can be intoxicating. I think when we read or look at a profile we know if they are the kind of person that excite us. It's reading between the lines, looking at the pics. Over promise & under deliver never helped me in my career....it's downright desperation. Not sure why they do it? Maybe most exist in the cyber world only & don't expect to meet face 2 face. Enjoy all!!!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Honesty is the best policy, but from a male perspective it does not get you anywhere on this site. I have a friend (more like acquanitance) who is also on this site, he lies, bullsthits and certainly has the gift of the gab, and gets to meet ladies on this site, not that they last more than a couple of dates. when I asked him about this, his comment was that he used to be honest, but got no where or no contact, so he changed his profile to really sell himself and his 'performance attributes', since then he has achieved a regular amount of contact.
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RHP User
15 years ago
So, what does the prefect Man's profile look like? Obviously it is different for different people, but I'm thinking seeing a paragraph something along the lines of:"I've been told I can hold my own in the bedroom but everyone is different. I am genuinely interested in making sure both me and my partner have fun in the bedroom which means I'm more then willing to listen to constructive criticism. If you want to be dominated then sure, I can do that, but if you want to tell me what you like and how you like it I will be a very willing listener! If you want to experiment, that's fine also, but feedback is key!"would attract a lot more women assuming the guy actually follows through with it?
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RHP User
15 years ago
I think that it isn't only males here engaged in misinformation. Look at the amount of makeup that some women wear in their profile photo's.Also if you are silly enough to believe the shit that some clearly immature males put in their profiles...you kinda get what you deserve.
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RHP User
15 years ago
I have always done better impressing a woman in person than over the net, I just can't be bothered, however when we do get a chance to meet I really haven't left many disappointed. When I do get an invite to a party I usually have plenty of offers.
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RHP User
15 years ago
The all night fucker guy - The all night licker guy - The great recoverist guy - The experienced guy - The satisfier guy - The lots of fun guy - The kinky guy - The bi guy and not forgetting the intelligent guy who can hold a good converstaion! I'm sure many a man are capable of these things however when you consider other factors into the equation it is buyer beware. eg: Are they tired ? Are they drunk? Are the intimidated? Do they think, you are not what they had envisioned? the list in endless and I do wonder what a man thinks of their own performance. Personally, sure I have had my fair share of duds as with both sexes. However the best have been lots of mutual play on the first night getting to explore each other and finding out what they are like and like. Then, if u like the next time you take it further and so on ..... As for onenight stands they're rarely satisfying unless he has had many encounters and is well versed in the performing art of sexual gratification of a women. If you want it all in one night a mmmmf is the way to go. Just my thoughts on the topic. Inspirit xxxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
A. Because Men always tell them (holds hands 6 inches apart) this is 12 inches. LOL.I have met quite a few women, several couples & 1-2 guys off RHP, and with only very few exceptions have found people very honest & upfront. Personally I think "why lie?" when the person you might meet is only going to be disappointed &/or surely you would think "what else have they lied about?".If you exchange a few messages, speak on the phone a couple of times, you can almost always tell if they are honest. Regarding giving oral sex, I really enjoy it & there is nothing more fulfilling than giving your partner an orgasm, either with tongue, fingers, toys, my penis, or whatever (I can remember a number of "whatevers" PMSL).I've been told by several women that I give unbelievably good oral (& a few other things) which simply makes me question many Men's objectives. If you want a quick fuck & no invitation back for more (honestly who could be bothered) then fine - I suppose, but personally if I find a good woman I want to fuck her hard, regularly & often, so it's in my interests to be a good lover. But soooo many women on here constantly complain that Men see them once & they never hear from them again.Mind you, it works both ways ladies, and some girls are pretty boring fucks with not very good skills. But again, most people genuinely care about their partner's pleasure & that is as it should be for both!Enjoy!
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RHP User
15 years ago
OMG .. I just finished reading posts from guys who try so hard to distance themselves from the rest of the pack. Guys guys, even though you say you understand how a woman feels you still cant help yourself in ending off with... " I never had any complaints' or ' I know what it is a woman wants' because I am different from everyone else. Sadly.. this is where it always ends up back to square one. The smart guys on here will read what the females are saying and start from scratch. Just because we ( females ) come onto a site such as RHP doesnt mean we are here strickly for your enjoyment. While ever you think this, your gunna get your nose rubbed in the dirt every time till such time you realise we are still decent human beings and not the sluts you might like to think we are... Yes ' we like to be sexual as much as you, but not at any cost.. and not with the first guy who pops up saying he is gods gift to women. It doesnt work that way...
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'xFunlovingx' Now watch all the braggers come out! < < I met up with a guy from here about a month ago and he kept telling me how "great" he was and that he wouldn't cum till I did!! I organised a meeting that night and yep you guessed it...I was left high and dry AGAIN! Meh, just blocked him so he can't contact me again! Unfortunately alot of guys (not all) are only here to get themselves off...they couldn't care less if the woman gets off at all!! xFunlovingx <Well that's just stupid you will never get a call back with an attitude like that. Gentlemen it's not that hard, all the answers are on the net. Geeez.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well maybe try the guy that does not talk about him self. A guy that get's a lot of sex has to be many things and do many things verry well. The guy that is good in bed will not need to bull shit or puff him self up, all that is needed is the truth. And the amount of sex just gets bigger and better.
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RHP User
15 years ago
maybe you girls should webcam first or something..
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RHP User
15 years ago
Under no circumstances would I EVER lie in my profile about my sexual prowess!But just for the record, I have the stamina of an entire Olympic village, I give the BEST oral any woman has ever had and my dick is HUMUNGOUS!(hey, I never said I wouldn't lie in a forum post...)
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RHP User
15 years ago
Good point HOT_34. Love your work I don't know if it is so much about 'trust' like you trust a partner or good friend. But it is about not leading someone astray intentionally. (Q1) Would I respond to a profile with only pictures? (A) It is rare enough to find a profile with any pictures let alone one with only pictures. However the show me your PG is the first thing most ask for !!! (Q2)Would you respond to... (A) Yes if it had pictures. . . . (Q3) Trust (A) again there needs to be an element of trust in potentally hooking up with someone that you have never meet, anyone can say anything online. It all comes down to instinct and if that instinct has been been mislaid due to blantent dishonesty... then instict is worth nothing. However 9inches and 110% satisfaction with a profile picture.......... why don't I have your number lol ;-) Quoting 'HOT_34' this is an awesome discussion :) a couple of questions to the ladies... 1. Would you respond to a profile which had pics only? 2. Would you respond to a profile which said..."Yeah Im not bad, but dont expect too muc" :) 3. Do users of this site really trust people that much to think that some people (except me of course lol) might use a little'poetic license' Luv you all Signed 9 inches, thick and 110% satisfying :) xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Hi!:) I've just been reading some of the Posts it reminded me of all the Young26-45 I've experienced as Lovers.Some have been very sexy and attentive we've had an awesome time .I expect Guys to.. 1. Pleasure me for hours or as long as I wish .I don't have them as Lovers if they can't get the foreplay right. 2.Guys who say the can hold it for hours before they orgasm .Those who say they can keep going for hours ....Doesn't make any difference to me .Because My way of doing things .They're drained in every way ,but blissful , after the 1st time... I'm raring to go again because I'm re-nergized ,until I disconnect from them they remain so ha!ha! Oh! I do get quality even if not quantity Play :) 3 Another point i Guys Profile the no or little info...ask me all down their Profiles.... or The No Pic...we all get hits from Guys who say we're just what they've been lookng for have no info Pic.I'm not into Guys who can't take time to share to me that's what they're like as Lovers......I'm not into Guys wit blank faces ...Enjoy Lu :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
I remember my ex wife once telling me to hurry up.Not sure if that meant I was good or bad.Honestly I do love giving oral I don't even like stopping after they cum.Does that make me good or bad I do not have a clue any more.
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RHP User
15 years ago
If Stalky and Batchy hooked up as much as they post on these forums, they might be better in bed. hahaDuck Me says "Taby, I think I could make you cum cos you are hot and look sexy." What the hell has a woman's appearance got to do with whether a man can make them cum or not? Clueless!
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RHP User
15 years ago
why would you start such a negitive thread newstart? it doesnt help anyone.. more man bashing ? zzzzz...
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'woody_pusscat' Guys, honesty is a major turn on for a woman - remember that! Pusscat xxx and remember bitchyness and pettiness is a BIG turn OFF for guys
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RHP User
15 years ago
I get a great laugh out of profiles that advertise claims of sexual prowress. I think the majority of women can say the same - we've all met men who boast about their skills and turn out to be total duds... and I will always be skeptical of any man who claims to be 'the king of oral' or 'able to give you the most intense orgasm of your life'. The ONLY man who ever claimed his expertise, and then followed through with the goods - is the man I now share my life with. Lucky me. LOL
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'justjuice' OMG .. I just finished reading posts from guys who try so hard to distance themselves from the rest of the pack. Guys guys, even though you say you understand how a woman feels you still cant help yourself in ending off with... " I never had any complaints' or ' I know what it is a woman wants' because I am different from everyone else. Sadly.. this is where it always ends up back to square one. The smart guys on here will read what the females are saying and start from scratch. Just because we ( females ) come onto a site such as RHP doesnt mean we are here strickly for your enjoyment. While ever you think this, your gunna get your nose rubbed in the dirt every time till such time you realise we are still decent human beings and not the sluts you might like to think we are... Yes ' we like to be sexual as much as you, but not at any cost.. and not with the first guy who pops up saying he is gods gift to women. It doesnt work that way... Kinda works both ways, doncha think?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Well the same can be said for some females, like the ones who say give great oral,, well i dont think great oral is putting a life jackett on my dinga ling because he is being flooded with spit or the great in bed YEAH if you into the star fish or nailed to the cross look.So be fair there are just as many females as males who talk themselfs up to be better than what they really are.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'AdventureTime' Quoting 'woody_pusscat' Guys, honesty is a major turn on for a woman - remember that! Pusscat xxx and remember bitchyness and pettiness is a BIG turn OFF for guys Adventure Time - I totally agree with you that being a bitch and being petty is a huge turn off for anyone! And quite honestly its not just guys that brag in their profiles - it is also some women and couples. Pusscat xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'eazb0'maybe you girls should webcam first or something.. Cams are bullshit!! They always seem to make people look better than they are and there coks bigger
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RHP User
15 years ago
What should a man say in his profile? Should RHP introduce a rating for how good you are in bed? 1. You will never have better 2. Fcuking awesome 3. Good 4. Average 5. Needs more practice 6. Below the belt 7. "L" plater 8. Could use a helping hand 9. Pass me a cigarette love, how was that for you? 10. Unrated How honest should a fella be? I could use some more pratice hehe, is that to honest maybe? Did I turn anyone off? I suspect so. I think seduction and the brain plays a big part in the bedroom too. If feelings aren't real or genuine in someway between both parties it just ain't going to work for me, therefore it ain't going to work for you either. There needs to be some connection there, not necessarily just the one between our legs.
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RHP User
15 years ago
As has been said earilier, if you bullshit, you will be found out and in all likelihood, embarrassed...and that goes for both sexes. One of the questions I have, is even as some have said "it always makes me laugh.." or "its finger down the throat stuff" yet there is obviously some reason they do this. Could it be that it actually works for them? By no means am I condoning the intricate spinning of a web of bullshit. It's lame. But it seems it is a self fullfilling prophecy; if you buy into the talk, you feed it. If the promises sound too good to be true, they probably are. Let your actions speak for themselves, great sex is about a connection of the mind as much as the body, and that is not something that can be learned, practiced or boasted of...it just happens
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RHP User
15 years ago
Some of these threads really do help even if the guys do cop a walloping...the women who jump on the "Bitch Express" are going to be on the train a long time, or end up pulling one if that's what it takes to make them happy. | The guys who go off like rockets about themselves or giving you their version of "Rocket Man" probably will end up standing on the platform waiting for the train. | Quoting 'AdventureTime' Why would you start such a negitive thread newstart? It doesnt help anyone..more man bashing ?| Just think of it as a time management opportunity....you don't have to bother reading through the whole profile or even saying hello... | ...only so many hours in the day.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Heavenlybiscuet... Really now, I know the list you put up was tounge in cheek.. wasnt it ???? say yes' please. So now thats outta your system try and write a list females really will sit up and take note of .. Really' its not that hard if you think about it. Hmmmm.. Quoteing' rcflyer69... " Kinda works both ways, doncha think.? " Yes of course it does. But we're talking about deceiving males lowering the standard of what RHP represents here..... doncha think ?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Chef_78' But it seems it is a self fullfilling prophecy; if you buy into the talk, you feed it. If the promises sound too good to be true, they probably are. Thats actually right on the money. Obviously its working for the guys because otherwise why would they do it? Maybe we are all to blame? I still think an eBay style feedback system is the go??? Great product, good delivery, packaged well A+++
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'justjuice'Quoteing' rcflyer69... " Kinda works both ways, doncha think.? " Yes of course it does. But we're talking about deceiving males lowering the standard of what RHP represents here..... doncha think ? Seems a bit one sided to me. It makes me think that whatever I may say about myself will most likely be taken with a large grain of salt because I'm male, and therefore very likely to be deceiving and lowering the standard of what RHP represents.
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RHP User
15 years ago
How about us girls giving some hints as to what WOULD go down well, you know instead of just standing back leaning on the bar with our beers in our hands waiting for the poor guys to make asses of themselves. . Guys what could work in your favour is: concentrate a section of your profile to the things YOU really love to do, but instead of saying how great you are at it........."One of my biggest enjoyments is orally pleasing/going down/licking pussy (whatever you like to call it) Now I realise every woman will enjoy different aspects or approaches to this, so with a little communication before hand and during I'm always more than open for you to show me how YOU like it" . Farrrrk the worst thing that could come out of that is your oral repertoire will go through the roof. You're not bragging, all you've said is how much you enjoy it, and if you really and truly do, you will be willing to do as above and adapt it everytime to the individual lady. That alone would tell us you probably are very good at it. . Don't let it end there though, add a bit about how much you also love receiving oral and you will be happy to communicate again with the lady so that you both give each other the best chance at a successful (even first ) meeting. . Don't worry about selling your skills, sell your openess to working together to create some new ones.
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RHP User
15 years ago
im young and i dont pretend to know everything but i have to say i do my utmost to please id say im an attentive lover who is far more interested in the comfort and pleasure of my partner than that of my own. the notion of just rocking up to get one off then bailing doesnt interest me at all. over half the pleasure of sex is delighting in the pleasure you are dishing out isnt it? guys are gonna bullshit anyways so i cant help you there, sorry.have to say though ive met more than a few dud roots myself lazy uncoordinated un passionate and just plain disconnected girls that make it hard for me to get into the moment, next time a guy is shit have a little think about how enticing the whole situation was first he may have just been uninspired by you? haha something to think about?as for bullshitting its uncool and that goes for the ladies to :)hotmess xx
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RHP User
15 years ago
But since I've become totally honest on my profile my new emails have gone from about 10 or 20 a week to ZERO in I dunno the 10 or so days since. Mind you I could probably add a couple of things for clarification and sales pitch....
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RHP User
15 years ago
only been on the site about 5 weeks not the best looking guy here or the best body, have found being honest doesnt get you anywhere, with a lot of the profiles they say want to met man, woman and what ever you send a request and get knocked back not interested , why do people b/s on the profils , im not complaing have chatted to a few nice folks here but not many, but just having my say , and wish every all the best
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'MsFlibble' I don't normally post however on reading this I couldn't help but tell y'all what happened to me not too long ago....The last guy I was with made the same claims and also was proud of his middle finger which he could bend in a weird way so as to 'hit the G spot'. Thank god I'd had too much to drink because he was beyond awful, I mean really, really awful.He would latch on like a sucker fish and literally try and suck my entire puss which hurt like hell because essentially, he was trying to give me a giant hickey and the finger thing was just stupid and painful. At first I thought it was quite amusing and tried to tell him that I didn't enjoy what he was doing. He was so insistent that I'd love it and kept making clumsy, rough attempts at what I presume was his idea of foreplay.Now I'm a pretty non assertive type person (too fricken nice) and frankly, some guys just can't be told, so it was easier to let him finish and get the hell outta there.I have had some pretty hardcore sessions in my time but I had never been in as much pain, or as swollen (and I've given birth!) as I was for the week following, not to mention for the first time in my life, I suddenly had what I discovered is called a Bartholin's cyst. (look it up but believe me it is uber gross) So moral of the story - The more they rave about themselves being fantastic in bed, the worse I'll think they'll be.From, Traumatised (no seriously, I have nightmares about my vagina being sucked into a vacuuum now!)...... sorry to remind you of the trauma MsFibbles but i was wondering.. do u reckon this guy's attempts were the cause of the cyst?... holy shit.. what a knob, eerrrrr... in a bad way, of course..
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'woody_pusscat' Guys, honesty is a major turn on for a woman - remember that! Pusscat xxx Hmmm, "I like to lick pussy but only for a couple of mins, then I want to fuck, but after I suck your tits I'll be so horny that I'll cum in less than a minute. After that I like to sleep or watch TV." Probably not that much of a turn on! PS - that is a stereotypical male, not me! Ah damn, now no-one will believe me... ;-)
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RHP User
15 years ago
You mentioned whatever you may say will be taken with a grain of salt.. Probally true. But you can only blame the self centred wankers who created the bad feelings in the first place. When we first joined RHP, we were green and slightly niave to what people had to say in their profiles so we sorta had to believe what they had written about themselves . But after bout 6 months we quickly learned the guys on here will say and do anything to try and get a easy root.Now' after about 3 years, we have become so defensive with guys its just not funny, and its not just us, we have spoken to many couples and females of the same opinion.. So if you find yourself caught between the ocean and the deep blue sea.. you can put the blame on these guys who insist on bullshitting and wasteing everyones time. Gets back to respect... if you dont give some, you definately wont get and in return..Mrs JJ
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RHP User
15 years ago
This morning l was thinking, l have actually never measured a guys cock. All this time l have bitched about size perhaps it is me that has the wrong perception on inch's? < xxxxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
I second this, brilliant idea. would sort out the whole problem. Should we approach RHP with the idea? Love your beachbody, trendsetter Quoting 'beachbody' I still think an eBay style feedback system is the go??? Great product, good delivery, packaged well A+++
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RHP User
15 years ago
We of course we could all be brutally honest about ourselves here instead. For example, how about:Single older man (married but wont admit it) that is:1. Just 6 inches long (not circumcised but clean)2. A 6-pack away from a slab3. Of diminished appearance by his fairly hairy legs, questionable hygiene, poor ability to have clean shaven genitals (but proudly display greying hair elsewhere)would be grateful to have sex with any woman (for as long as he can last) with providing she:4. Has a pulse5. Isn't morbidly obese/psychotic/lesbian6. Doesn't expect him to be the gynaecological god of sex for her specific physique/tastes/emotional state at that precise point of time without a lot of hard work on his part (i.e. at least 20 years prior)7. Is happy to repeatedly work with him to achieve mutual sexual satisfaction at a rate and intensity that is mutually acceptable and achievableorSingle woman with (at any point in time):1. Variable demeanour somewhere between b*tch and babe2. Multiple strengths/looks/weaknesses/hair colour/boob & butt sizes3. Alternating/conflicting/intersecting sexual/emotional stateslooking for man:1. Can spell/speak/make fire2. Actually has at least an can prove 10% of his perceived sexual prowess, looks, and personality3. Can understand brutal honesty needs to be applied to themselves before boasting he can sexually satisfy all womankind with a flick of a wrist/hip/finger/dick/tongue4. Isn't worried she is more likely to judge him as a complete package instead of just his package5. Can understand women have their slut days but unlike men there are times in between when they don't. Of course - where would that get us ?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'huntr1' We of course we could all be brutally honest about ourselves here instead. For example, how about:Single older man (married but wont admit it) that is:1. Just 6 inches long (not circumcised but clean)2. A 6-pack away from a slab3. Of diminished appearance by his fairly hairy legs, questionable hygiene, poor ability to have clean shaven genitals (but proudly display greying hair elsewhere)would be grateful to have sex with any woman (for as long as he can last) with providing she:4. Has a pulse5. Isn't morbidly obese/psychotic/lesbian6. Doesn't expect him to be the gynaecological god of sex for her specific physique/tastes/emotional state at that precise point of time without a lot of hard work on his part (i.e. at least 20 years prior)7. Is happy to repeatedly work with him to achieve mutual sexual satisfaction at a rate and intensity that is mutually acceptable and achievableorSingle woman with (at any point in time):1. Variable demeanour somewhere between b*tch and babe2. Multiple strengths/looks/weaknesses/hair colour/boob & butt sizes3. Alternating/conflicting/intersecting sexual/emotional stateslooking for man:1. Can spell/speak/make fire2. Actually has at least an can prove 10% of his perceived sexual prowess, looks, and personality3. Can understand brutal honesty needs to be applied to themselves before boasting he can sexually satisfy all womankind with a flick of a wrist/hip/finger/dick/tongue4. Isn't worried she is more likely to judge him as a complete package instead of just his package5. Can understand women have their slut days but unlike men there are times in between when they don't. Of course - where would that get us ? Mind if I use it?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'justjuice' You mentioned whatever you may say will be taken with a grain of salt.. Probally true. But you can only blame the self centred wankers who created the bad feelings in the first place. When we first joined RHP, we were green and slightly niave to what people had to say in their profiles so we sorta had to believe what they had written about themselves . But after bout 6 months we quickly learned the guys on here will say and do anything to try and get a easy root.Now' after about 3 years, we have become so defensive with guys its just not funny, and its not just us, we have spoken to many couples and females of the same opinion.. So if you find yourself caught between the ocean and the deep blue sea.. you can put the blame on these guys who insist on bullshitting and wasteing everyones time. Gets back to respect... if you dont give some, you definately wont get and in return..Mrs JJ and here's the conundrum..If I say I'm honest, that I show respect, that I'm considerate, etc., etc., why would I expect you - or anyone - believe me, given that the damage, apparently, has already been done? On the other hand, if I somewhat exaggerate, doesn't that then put me in the same category as those "self centred wankers" of which you speak? Seems to me that I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't, and that the only way anybody will get to know the real me is either looking at what I post in these forums (and that only just scratches the surface - I'm a very complex creature!) or actually spending time with me. But that's not going to happen because I'm male, and my profile's full of crap, so nobody's going to want to meet me...'cos I'm obviously lying.So there's the problem.....what's the solution?
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RHP User
15 years ago
Huntr1. Maybe just maybe, if you just try harder to be honest you wont need to feel so frustrated. You only showed us how the mind of a single ( married ) man works. If you cant get anywhere with being brutally honest, do you really think deceiving others things will change things ? If couples, females, guys on here dont accept us for who and what we are , we cant help that. We cant please all the people all the time. We win some , we lose some. Thats the law of averages.If you need to resort to untruths to get attention you feel is justifyingly yours, there lays the problem. All the tip toeing in the world wont change the fact that at the end of the day we only choose people we are attracted to. Once we find we have been deceived and our time totally wasted, it's a sure way to make us growl... grrrrrr. Surely you guys can understand that ? Mrs JJ
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RHP User
15 years ago
Just to clear things up:1. Justjuice - I just gave an example - none of the profile types apply to me.... I am in actual fact a one eyed 3 legged muslim red indian eunuch....couldnt get the RHP profile to match sorry2. Hotchilli - Nope you were wrong - I was not even remotely insinuating that - just the modus operandi would be the same - single man jacking of to porn vs. jacking off to a lesbian getting her rocks off - dont see much diff there3. Rcflyer69 - sure you can use - and then you will have even less friends, possibly fewer than me...
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RHP User
15 years ago
well I dont brag and am always honest. ie open marriage etc it works against me but cant help but be honest
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'jimini' ... sorry to remind you of the trauma MsFibbles but i was wondering.. do u reckon this guy's attempts were the cause of the cyst?... holy shit.. what a knob, eerrrrr... in a bad way, of course..Lol - I completely and utterly blame him for the cyst, yes. Just to add for amusement, not only was this guy amazing bad in bed, after only 4 hours in his company he was talking about marriage, kids and converting me to his religion. I ran like the freakin' wind...........Oh boy I sure can pick em!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Nick you having a bad day? No seriously.... you really had me way back at stuck up c..t Such a flatterer
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RHP User
15 years ago
I've been honest all my life,been no different here and nothing has happened.I can understand if guys do talk themselves up.If they did not ,no one would ever meet.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Fuck you Nick 'wilde' , get a life you dumb cunt
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Quoting 'stalky' What can I say? I mean, I'm highly practiced at blowing my own trumpet and I'm anxious for someone to play on the ol' skin flute.HugsStalky Oh no. I can't play the flute Stalkers, but I play a mean recorder. Classics such as Twinkle Twinkle little Star, Silent Night and Mary had a little Lamb. I have even been known to play the maracas on occasion. :P Oh, oh, oh MacarenaHa ha ha ha ha...I am not trying to seduce youWhen I dance they call me MichelinaAnd the boys they say que soy buenaThey all want me, they can't have meSo they all come and dance beside meMove with me, chant with meAnd if you're good I'll take you home with me, Oh MacarenaxxMeeksAND I WENT TO BAND CAMP
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'Newstart, it's just advertising. Everyone does it to some extent. Interestingly it's been proven that the public believes that something with a higher price must be better quality so as women we all advertise how we "don't normally do this on the first date", or "I want you to know I have never done this before", etc etc. You get the idea. xxMeeks Meeks, what u and i do on a first date would most likely blow most fem mystery to oblivion !!
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RHP User
15 years ago
But Booba don't you tell them all that this is the first time you have ever done this, etc etc?? Come on you don't want them thinking they can get us from the $2 barrel. hehehehe Plus I don't really date ... I just fuck. Yee ha!xxMeeks
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RHP User
15 years ago
I assumed that women aren't really going to believe much of the horn-blowing they read in a profile anyway, so I filled mine with a tongue-in-cheek collection of factoids about myself. Some women think it's for real, but the ones who don't are usually a good match of personalities - a bit off-centre, imaginative and with a sense of humour. My theory is that I can say more about myself with fiction than questionable facts and besides, you don't know a thing about someone until you at least start swapping messages anyway... and even that's suspect sometimes.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'But Booba don't you tell them all that this is the first time you have ever done this, etc etc?? Come on you don't want them thinking they can get us from the $2 barrel. hehehehe Plus I don't really date ... I just fuck. Yee ha!xxMeeks I don't date either!!! What a waste of time (not to mention filled with tension...), straight into the good stuff for me too!!! C'mon Meeks after firstly experiencing our affluent arsenal, i think they'd then feel special to be offered a cherry popping activity (but u save it 4 next time...) There is no chance that after that that we'd be mistaken for the $2 barrell either... does this count as tooting my own flutelol
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RHP User
15 years ago
DGT hahahaha you have a stalker .. and a dam good lover to just ask him he will tell you
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RHP User
15 years ago
simply put i call it "biggest dick syndrome" we males are competing for your pussy. so if claim to have the best skills we aim to get more pussy.but i assume through experience that we have learned that the person with the biggest mouth is usually the person who doesn't deliver. where as the person that can deliver is usually the quiet confident person. who dosnt have anything to prove other then ensuring your pleasures are met.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Nick_Wilde This topic is fucking disgusting, not to mention misandrist. You should be ashamed. I could elaborate further, as to reasons why, but on the internet of all places... I don't know why I should bother when 95% of the women on here just seem like stuck up cunts anyway, predators with the upper hand that don't really seem to give a shit about anyone else but themselves. More than happy to be proven wrong on this one... Everyone else seemed to be open and honest with any response. I made an observation l wasnt asking a question. l also made a comment that womens profiles may not be completely honest either. No shame here, clearly 95% of the ladies on this site have realised what a jerk you are and hopefully the other 5% now know. No contempt was intended as there are plenty of honest men too. Sorry but the opinion of a negative, rude 25 year old jerk is laughable.
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Geoff1971
15 years ago
Since profiles are like job applications there's usually a 20% bullshit assumption. To offset this there needs to be a corresponding increase in exaggeration, which leads to an upward revision of the bullshit allowance factor, which in turn leads further compensatory exaggeration and so on and so on and so on. It's a wonder we're not all claiming to have dicks that Burke and Wills would think twice about exploring as well as the ability to make Mother Theresa scream in sheet-soaking ecstasy (dead or not). Then we have those charitable souls who claim only to care about their partner's pleasure and not at all about their own. If these sexual St Vinny's types do exist, there are two things they need to be told: A) you are completely missing the point , and B) could you please fuck off, you're making the rest of us look bad. Maybe the solution is just to skip that sort of detail in your profile and leave it 'til push comes to shove, so to speak. Of course then it looks like there's something to hide, aaarrrggghh!!! All just too difficult.
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RHP User
15 years ago
Half the problem is women are buying into they hype! It's a shame that lying is actually a solid tactic to use to pick up women, and it works. I have mates that will go out on a Saturday night and just say anything they need to say to get in a girls pants, they'll lie about they job, their age, their cock size, anything that works. But, the girls buy it!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Sorry ladies if this happens to you on an ongiong basis that you need to complain about it, too bad! Why is it most women here continue to accept offers and seek out the same type of guys or personalities? There are way more decent guys here than crappy ones but you keep overlooking us. Why dont you consider guys that you normally wouldnt and how about this for a novel idea reply to messages or chat offers and talk, if all sounds cool then have a telephone conversation and go from there. The simple fact is most guys are ignored and if you gave a little more time to talk to people rather than rely on flimsy profiles you may be alot more satisfied. To the few ladies who have taken the time to talk with me or reply thank you and I appreciate that. Us guys appreciate being told "no thankyou" much more than we do being ignored. But please start taking the time to look beyond the profile then you may discover something worth while. Wilbury
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RHP User
15 years ago
" I've been told " Quote' I am good in the bedroom.... no complaints.... my oral skills... really good at satisfying .. ???? etc etc... A quick scroll through the above posts will confirm this frequency.... Mrs JJ
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RHP User
15 years ago
oh thats perfect
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RHP User
15 years ago
Wel, I personally for on am not one to blow my own trumpet just tell how I am and what i am about.... Somehow that isn't working so go figure! What more can a man do unless he blemishes the truth.. ie never let the truth get in the way of a good story... As my profile says I call a spade a spade and will never deviate from that i am true to myself and others so why cant the women see that and actually reply to a message that I send... i only send message (and not flirts) to women that I am interested in and I believe that would be interested in me. Am I on the wrong site?
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